Unbelievable: Trump Jr.'s wife files for divorce

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Vanessa Trump is filing for divorce from Donald Trump Jr. after being married since 2005, a period of thirteen tremendous years. They have five children.

The divorce was listed as "uncontested" but the actual grounds were unclear. If "Junior" is anything like "Senior" the grounds become less murky but it's not fair to speculate.

Supposedly, the indications suggest the split was amicable, but if you go to the dictionary and look up 'amicable,' you might not believe that divorces can be that way.

There will evidently be more to follow, some real, some CNN. 

President Trump has only been divorced twice at this time.


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Vanessa Trump taken to hospital after 'white powder' found in letter

Vanessa Trump, wife of Donald Trump Jr., was taken to the hospital Monday after she opened a letter containing white power. It was later determined to be non-hazardous, according to the NYPD.

The letter was actually addressed to her husband and she opened it a little past 10 a.m. at their Manhattan apartment. She will probably not be opening OPMs in the future.

It's unclear as to what the "white powder" is, but after it was tested by authorities, it was deemed "non-hazardous" unless you ate it or sniffed it like cocaine. 

Vanessa Trump was taken to the hospital as a precaution and two other people were also exposed to the substance and taken to the hospital [possibly a maid and manservant, but who knows].

A hazmat team was called to the apartment and began decontamination procedures soon after the incident.

Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of the president, married Vanessa in 2005. The couple have five children but it isn't known if they were home at the time of the incident.

The Secret Service and police are investigating the incident but it is suspected that a Democrat or Bernie Sanders suppawtah was responsible.

The U.S. Secret Service said in a statement: "The Secret Service and our law enforcement partners in New York City are investigating a suspicious package addressed to one of our protectees received today in New York, New York. This is an active investigation and we cannot comment any further."

Trump Jr. dropped his Secret Service detail in September because he reportedly wanted more privacy, but the detail was reactivated the following week because he wanted not to be killed, so damn the privacy.

Thankfully, all parties are safe.


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