DOJ and FBI investigating who "switched" Biden's wife with his sister

Somebody tried to destroy the credibility of the US presidency on Super Tuesday 2020 when they switched then-candidate Joseph Robinette Biden's sister. Valerie Biden Owens [no relation to Candace Owens] with his wife, Doctor Jill Biden. When Joe turned around, he believed he was referring to his sister when in fact, it was his wife and eminent doctor, Jill. He was quickly corrected by Doctor Jill Biden but the mistake made him appear as if he was suffering from senile dementia, which the media assures us he is not.

On the case is the head of the Justice Department, Merrick Garland [no relation to Judy], and FBI Director Christopher A. Wray.

Garland promised to get to the bottom of the switch. "We know this has to do with the Trump campaign and their effort to undermine the 2020 presidential election, and we will dig as deep as necessary to find the culprit. The first thing we need to do is confiscate Trump's phone data and see who he spoke with to arrange the switch."

Meanwhile, Wray isn't revealing his sources and methods for how he plans to investigate the switch, but anonymous sources tell Brain Flushings that he is in talks with Doctor Jill Biden about who she suspects may have been behind the ordeal. 

Doctor Jill said that someone with whom she was unfamiliar handed her a paper prior to the Super Tuesday speech Joe gave, which directed her precisely where to stand behind her unsuspecting husband. She explained that she later learned that Valeria Biden Owens, her sister-in-law, was supposed to be occupying the spot where she was told to be and when the former Vice President turned around to mention the women, he expected Valerie Biden Owens, his actual sister, to be standing where Doctor Jill Biden, his wife, was standing.

It was all very complicated and confusing to former Vice President Biden.

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Unfortunately, there seems to be no precedent for the actions perpetrated by the unknown underminer of our so-called president and therefore it is unknown what sentence he or she or they and them would receive. 

We don't even know their pronouns.

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PINO Biden's kid sister says Democrats are the "pro-life" party on abortion-LMAO

No, that is not a phallus sticking out of her blouse--it's her neck

Valerie Biden Owens, alleged President Joe Biden's kid sister, actually said that Democrats are more "pro-life" than Republicans who are against the killing of babies all the way into the ninth month and beyond, if some could have their way. It should now become obvious to any honest observer, that Valerie Biden Owens is tied with her brother Joe, for their brain cell count. Two.

Owens wrote this blarney in her soon to be published memoir titled: "He Smelled My Hair and Tickled My Fancy." Okay, the real title is: "Growing Up Biden: A Memoir."

Keeping the money in the family, Owens worked as Joe's adviser and political confidante. They are so close that Joe often confuses her with his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, much like he confuses the title of Vice President Kamala Harris. Joe's brother James, and his son, Hunter, have also done quite well for having the Biden name and The Joker smile.

"Where am I, and you're Jill, right?"

Owens' memoir says that Democrats picked the wrong word for their baby-killing position. Rather than calling it "pro-choice," they should have used "pro-life" as the word to describe their killing of babies for the better lives of the birthing parents [aka mothers]. 

When you think of it, Owens is a disgusting person.

"Like many women, I harbored complicated feelings on the topic," Owens, a fake Catholic writes in the memoir. "I'm pro-choice, but I remain convinced that Democrats chose the wrong term for our side of the issue."

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As far as good Christians are concerned, Valerie Biden Owens can go to hell, literally, if she doesn't change her ways.

She is also an idiot. It runs in the family.

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