DOJ and FBI investigating who "switched" Biden's wife with his sister

Somebody tried to destroy the credibility of the US presidency on Super Tuesday 2020 when they switched then-candidate Joseph Robinette Biden's sister. Valerie Biden Owens [no relation to Candace Owens] with his wife, Doctor Jill Biden. When Joe turned around, he believed he was referring to his sister when in fact, it was his wife and eminent doctor, Jill. He was quickly corrected by Doctor Jill Biden but the mistake made him appear as if he was suffering from senile dementia, which the media assures us he is not.

On the case is the head of the Justice Department, Merrick Garland [no relation to Judy], and FBI Director Christopher A. Wray.

Garland promised to get to the bottom of the switch. "We know this has to do with the Trump campaign and their effort to undermine the 2020 presidential election, and we will dig as deep as necessary to find the culprit. The first thing we need to do is confiscate Trump's phone data and see who he spoke with to arrange the switch."

Meanwhile, Wray isn't revealing his sources and methods for how he plans to investigate the switch, but anonymous sources tell Brain Flushings that he is in talks with Doctor Jill Biden about who she suspects may have been behind the ordeal. 

Doctor Jill said that someone with whom she was unfamiliar handed her a paper prior to the Super Tuesday speech Joe gave, which directed her precisely where to stand behind her unsuspecting husband. She explained that she later learned that Valeria Biden Owens, her sister-in-law, was supposed to be occupying the spot where she was told to be and when the former Vice President turned around to mention the women, he expected Valerie Biden Owens, his actual sister, to be standing where Doctor Jill Biden, his wife, was standing.

It was all very complicated and confusing to former Vice President Biden.

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Unfortunately, there seems to be no precedent for the actions perpetrated by the unknown underminer of our so-called president and therefore it is unknown what sentence he or she or they and them would receive. 

We don't even know their pronouns.

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