The lies keep on coming from the mouth of Walz

Tampon Tim Walz is as bad as Joe Biden when. it comes to fertilizing the pastures in the jasmine of our minds. He lies, then he lies, and finally, he lies some more. He's a fake, fraud and possibly self-loathing if who he is isn't good enough as he sees it.

You know the lies like how he retired from the Minnesota National Guard as a Commander Sergeant Major; the fact that he reenlisted for 6 years but said he enlisted for 4 years because when he learned that he would have to go to Iraq he retired; or had his children via IVF (his wife had intrauterine fertilization); or when in 1995 he got arrested for drunk driving, he lied to the press saying he failed the sobriety test because of a hearing loss problem. 

Seriously, there's more but the latest lie really is stupid. It's about his dog Scout. He got slaughtered on X:

Yes, this is Tim Walz tweeting about his dog Scout. Only problem is that these are two completely different dogs. pic.twitter.com/NkRgbQQm76— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin)

I can’t wait for the press to say “Yes Tim Walz has multiple dogs named scout and this is why that’s normal”— Jason Robertson (@JRobFromMN) August 26, 2024

A Community Note points out that one dog was Scout and the other was Scout at a dog park where Walz is hanging out with another dog.

This can't be real? Tell me it's not? 😬— Kristen Faiola (@KristenFaiola) August 26, 2024

Where's Scout?— Izengabe (@Izengabe_) August 26, 2024

And of course, there's this one:

Scout no longer identifies as a black dog— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) August 26, 2024

Finally:

The man literally lies about everything.— Greymane (@BranwynGreymane) August 26, 2024

This is the Democratic machine's pick for Vice President of the United States, just like Kamala Hahaharris is the machine's pick for President. Not only are they frauds and liars, they are not very bright.

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Sheriff's office changes dog's name to something less "Nazi-ish"

I have a friend named Cecil. If you come from Brooklyn, New York, grew up in the 1960s and your name is Cecil, you have to learn how to fight. Cecil is now a martial arts expert.

If you're a sheriff's dog in Florida and your name is 'Rommel' and you post a proud photo of him online, you're going to have to change your name. It's too "Nazi-ish." There is no way that at anything less than 9300 people will find a way to be offended by a name.

Of course everyone who knows WW II history knows that Rommel was one of Hitler's top military officers. He was known as "The Desert Fox" because of his uncanny ability to navigate his tanks in advantageous combat positions against the allies, and run when he had to escape.

Florida sheriff's office had to change the name of Rommel and they were thinking of changing it to Adolph, after the fantastic meat tenderizer, but instead chose to name the bloodhound 'Scout,' after one of the main characters in "To Kill a Mockingbird."

Lake County Sheriff's Office (LCSO) first welcomed Rommel on Twitter.

"He is a 10 week old liver colored bloodhound now assigned to Master Deputy Meintzschel. Rommel will soon begin his rigorous training to support the community by locating missing persons, fugitives, and evidence. Welcome aboard Rommel!"

However, some Twitter followers of the sheriff's office connected the dog's name to Erwin Rommel, a senior officer in the German Army who had commanded Adolf Hitler's military protection unit. He also led German troops sent to North Africa during World War II and killed himself in 1944 rather than face trial after he was linked to a plot to kill Hitler, but that doesn't count for his victim status.

"Really?! That poor pup," one Twitter user wrote. "Congratulations, you nazified that poor dog," tweeted another.

Chelsea Handler was about to get into the Twitter attack but the sheriff's office confirmed that they change the dog's name.

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