How Global Warming will Fry You

Recently, a liberal tweeted something about the perils of global warming and I gently responded to him about the fact that it isn't fact. He said that independent studies showed clearly that global warming is a fact. I begged to differ and he asked me to cite unbiased studies. Well, I normally keep studies that refute morons who make crazy claims, but I didn't happen to have any handy; yet I knew I was correct in saying that there is no proof positive that global warming is fact rather than hypothesis. I eventually blocked the libtard because he refused to budge and I refuse to waste my time trying to convince someone with truth who doesn't care about the truth. But just in case you have scandal overkill and immigration fatigue syndrome, I've put together a few little facts that show global warming is not fact, nor is it fiction.