"Duck sauce killer Glenn Hirsch, offs himself ahead of court date

Some people just can't get enough duck sauce on their Chinese food--Glenn Hirsch was one of those people. The accused "Duck Sauce Killer" who shot and killed a Chinese-food deliveryman in an argument over wanting more duck sauce than the order called for, has committed suicide. 

[H/T The New York Post]

Hirsch, 51, was out on bail when he shot himself just before a morning court hearing Friday, according to the NYPD.

He left behind a rambling, mostly incoherent suicide note that sounded more like a Biden-Harris collaboration regarding string theory, and declared his innocence, saying he wasn't responsible for shooting Zhiewn Yan on April 30. Evidently, Hirsch was taking a page out of the Democrat play book and blaming the gun for the violence, or some such nonsense.

Jennifer Wu, the pro-bono attorney for Yan’s family, told The Post the family is in “shock” over his suicide, but they do not plan to lose any sleep over it.

“We just found out that defendant killed himself. Zhiwen Yan’s family is in shock. We ask for privacy, and thank the NYPD and District Attorney for their efforts to seek justice,” Wu said.

Hirsch was freed from custody on June 27 after his brother, Crazy Legs, put up his $50,000 bail. Glenn Hirsch had an ongoing, angry disagreement with the Great Wall Restaurant in Forest Hills, after they shorted him on duck sauce for an order of Sum Dum Fluck, a dish named in honor of President Joe Biden's son, Hunter. Yan worked at the Great Wall Restaurant as a delivery man., X

The restaurant’s owner, Xi Jinping, said Hirsch had repeatedly harassed him and his workers. He said that Hirsch vandalized his car and showed up at the eatery with a gun in January.

“Do you remember me?” restaurant workers recall him saying.

"You the man want too many duck sauce," replied Xi. "You want duck sauce to take bath it? We only give four duck sauce; you say you want 15. That too much. You go now, crazy person. And put duck sauce where no sun."

In June, a top ranking NYPD source told The Post that police found an enormous stash of various condiments inside Hirsch's refrigerator, and to top it all off, the fridge was “filled with duck sauce.”

So it was never about the need for duck sauce; it was about the need to horde it and perhaps one day sell it on the black market should there ever be a shortage under the Biden administration.

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Hours before Yan was gunned down, police said surveillance footage captured Hirsch circling Great Wall Restaurant in his car, then covertly tailing the delivery man to his next food drop. He shot Yan in the chest and he bled to death on the pavement.

Hirsch blamed gun violence, and ironically, a violent gun ended his life.

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NY Man allegedly kills Chinese delivery man over duck sauce: his refrigerator was stuffed with the stuff

"I'd kill for one of those little cups of duck sauce"

Queens, NY -- A man, who evidently suffers from OCCPH (Obsessive Compulsive Condiment Packet Hoarder), wanted more of the sweet condiment than the Chinese delivery guy had with him or was willing to give him for his order. So on Tuesday, he killed the poor guy--seriously--because that's what you do when you have OCCPH, a new disorder that has no multi-colored flag and currently no parades to celebrate it, and nobody is willing to give you as much as you need to assuage your habit.

When the NYPD came to suspect Glenn Hirsch's home, and opened his refrigerator, they found it stuffed with sweet and sour duck sauce, ketchup, and soy sauce, enough to almost fill a bathtub, which may have been his plan all along. These were those little packets you get at takeaway kitchens--the kind in little packets you have to open with your teeth, unless you go to the gym.

“His whole refrigerator was filled with duck sauce,” a source said. “And other condiments.”

“He’s a hoarder. And when you open the refrigerator, it’s like, condiments — there’s duck sauce, soy sauce, ketchup.”

Hirsch, 51, was arrested last week on charges of fatally shooting Zhiwen Yan, 45, on April 30 in Forest Hills, Queens. after stalking Yan’s restaurant for several weeks over his demand for more duck sauce in what the Queens DA called an “obsessive point of contention,” [aka OCCPH].

It's obvious that Hirsch is a communist who believes that he should get for free something he did not work for, and if that's denied to him, he has the right to feel unsafe and respond to the threat. 

Police said they were building a case against the mentally unstable Hirsch ever since learning he had been involved in ongoing tensions with the manager at the Great Wall restaurant [named in honor of former President Tump]. The trouble started last Nov. 30 when Hirsch went ballistic because there wasn’t enough duck sauce for him to take home with his meal, named in honor of President Biden upon his meeting with Xi Jinping [called sum-dum foo].

Indeed, after Hirsch was indicted and busted police searched his apartment in Jamaica, Queens and found in his refrigerator evidence of just how obsessed he is with condiments.

“I guess in some pathology people like that take that stuff very seriously — you didn’t give him enough duck sauce,” said the police source, who apparently knows as much about psychology as Biden knows about driving an 18-wheeler.

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Hirsch, who had 10 previous sealed arrests, has pleaded not guilty and is being held without duck sauce.

Police said the night of the murder he circled the block of the restaurant a number of times, then followed Yan as he drove off on his scooter to make a delivery before shooting him on the street.

Hirsch has not been charged with a hate crime in the case.

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