Student satanists to ban Bible & sacrifice lamb at Clemson U.

Nothing to worry about folks, no Qur'ans will be hurt, burned or destroyed in this Clemson University display of Snowflake assertion of bravery. They just want to burn the Bible and kill a lamb.

The students at Clemson have announced (via a poster) plans to perform a "live bloodletting and lamb sacrifice" and Bible burnings to commemorate the building of a new campus chapel, according to Heatstreet.

I hope their mommies and daddies don't find out--they may cut off their tuition. 

The campus poster attributed to a student organization calling themselves "Clemson Unorthodox Neo-Satanic Temple (C.U.N.T.)" announced their plans at the CUNT Afterlife Party on March 11th. Hey, that's today. 

I'm sure thei acronym is appropriate for whoever came up with it.

No location was specified but the poster states there will be a live lamb sacrifice and a Bible-torching ceremony as part of the event. There will be a cash prize for the student who burns the most Bibles and a beheading for any student willing to burn a Koran.

I doubt there will be any takers for the latter event.

The "new Clemson Chapel" is probably the one currently under construction known as the Cadden Chapel. It's named after Samuel J. Cadden, a student who died in an automobile accident in 2015. One thing on his bucket list which he kept in his Bible, was to have a building named after himself at Clemson. 

There will be the names of other students who died before they could graduate engraved on the chapel.

The chapel is nondenominational and the cost is approximately $6 million to build, and half has been donated by students.

Because no location was given for the event, it may simply be that whoever made the poster sucks beyond all Dyson vacuum cleaners in the world as she, he or it (say 'she he it' fast) made the poster just to troll the friends and family of Samuel J. Cadden.



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Clemson punks out

If you want to be sensitive to Mexican sensibilities, do not under any circumstances offer them Mexican food. They will declare you a racist, in spite of the fact that Mexican isn't a race, it's a person from Mexico.

Culturally insensitive and delicious

The chronically outraged PC police at Clemson University claim that it's "culturally insensitive" to Mexicans if you serve Mexican food. Maybe it's a "micro-aggression," the new insensitivity discovered by some zit-covered linguist at some ivy-filled school.

I believe those who are "offended" by such nonsense as this are people who will look for anything to offend them. Offense is their manna because being offended makes them seem both important and sensitive to the travails of others.

Lunatics.

Clemson University actually issued an apology to a small group of lunatics who were offended by Mexican food. Apologizing to these scumcrumpets will ensure they will find more things to be offended about and scream with righteous indignation at people who simply want to have fun.

There is no more fun allowed in the world.

For the past several years, Clemson's Dining's "Maximum Mexican" night was a student favorite and was again this year, until two students tweeted about this "#CulturallyInsensitive" event.

Anyone who is so tuned into finding "culturally insensitivity" in events like this are the problem. They see tacos and fajitas as somehow a blemish or slur to Mexican culture. They are the bigots because everything is some kind of overcompensation for them. 

They would be the idiots who are offended by terms like "Black tie event." 

There is no excuse for these people and no reason for Clemson to apologize. I just hope they consider serving knishes and matzoh ball soup some day.


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