Woke NFL team gets Bud Light treatment: can't even sell $1 tickets

You cannot give away garbage for free and expect people to take it. 

So the NFL's Carolina Panthers shouldn't think they can sell tickets to their woke, 1-13 season games, even for as little as 45 cents, and think people will go to their games. Go woke, go freaking broke.

American sports teams have stepped over the line from entertainment to politics and woke ideology, like when Colin Kaepernick refused to stand during the National Anthem and progressives [mostly those who don't know what a quarterback does on the 'football field'] creamed in their Brunello Cucinelli Slim-Fit Tapered Logo-Embroidered Distressed Jeans.

Beside their abysmal season, wokeness also played a part in the team's anemic attempt to get asses into the seats. 

Justine Lindsay, hair by John Fetterman

Seriously, they sold tickets as low as 45 cents. The Bank of America Stadium in North Carolina, offered tickets anywhere from $5 to less than 50 cents, depending on the seats. 

But at least the Panthers made history by being the first NFL team to have a man with gender dysphoria, dressed as a woman cheerleader, on the squad. That takes balls . . . literally.

Last year a man who goes by the name Justine Lindsay, joined the team and was referred to as "the face of possible." Others say he really represents "the face of the delusional," and normal fans have lost interest in supporting a team whose cheerleader needs a jock support for the high kick he does.

We have Veterans Day, Presidents Day, and now Transgender Awareness Day, as if we aren't aware of people dressing up as the opposite sex but in cartoonish fashion quite often. And they gave the LGBTQI1+WAP^~49/8 an entire month to shove their garbage in our faces. Yes, they give away their mental illness for free as long as we pay the price for pretending it's normal.

But then they came for our kids and that was the last straw.

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Carolina Panthers add 1st transgender woman to cheer squad

The Carolina Panthers have announced that they are adding Justine Simone Lindsay, a transgender woman, to their squad of biological women. According to Lindsay's Instagram post, he has made the Panthers' TopCats squad.

“Cats Out the Bag you are looking at the newest member of the Carolina Panthers TopCats Cheerleader’s @topcats as the first Transgender female,” he wrote on Instagram. “I would like to thank the beautiful and talented dancers who supported me along the way alumni TopCats family and friends for your love and support.”

The TopCats didn't announce that the 29-year-old was a biological man with gender dysphoria, but The Spin noted that the squad knew that Lindsay was transgender from the outset, [possibly from visual evidence in the squad's changing room].

“My goal is to create a team of individuals that are absolute fire on the field but are incredible human beings in the locker room, good friends, good people, and at the end of the day, you have to walk through the door first to get to that spot,” TopCats director Chandalae Lanouette told BuzzFeed News.

Lindsay is the NFL’s first transgender cheerleader that we know of, but he didn't reveal to his followers that he was trying out for the squad ahead of time, lest he not make the cut.

“I was so scared,” he told BuzzFeed. “There’s just some things you can’t post.”

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“I’m happy because I was able to break down that door and tell people, hey, we are not just sexual beings,” Lindsay concluded. “We are actual human beings who want to better ourselves. I felt like why not tell the world — hey listen, this is a great accomplishment.”

The Panthers players are simply over the moon with the new addition to their cheerleading women.

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