Iranian Cleric Claims Lingering Aroma of 'Burned Flesh' Near Late Supreme Leader's Compound Is Proof of Divine Favor: turns out he was very wrong

Gone but not forgotten

An Iranian Shi'ite cleric [which, when you consider what religion is generally thought to be, makes the claim of cleric an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp] has confirmed that the blessed scent of "burned flesh" continues to perfume the air near the compound of Iran's late supreme leader, according to video circulated by Iranian media and shared Friday by Iran International.

This is the same Iranian Shi'ite 'cleric' who had once claimed that Ayatollah Khamenei's body odor caused by overdressing in the summer, was also a blessed scent, as was also his flatulence.

"Someone told me that when you go near the Supreme Leader’s compound, you can still smell burned flesh. I went there myself and found it was true — you can still smell burned flesh," the so calledcleric told a nighttime gathering of Islamic Republic supporters in Tehran's Tajrish Square.

The guy further clarified that Western media had wildly understated the glorious intensity of the assault.

“Our leader had a frail body, but contrary to reports that seven or eight bombs were dropped on the site, they hit the Supreme Leader’s compound with 110 bombs and missiles,” he said, slightly exaggerating to the extent by about 102 bombs.

Iran International did not identify the cleric in its X post or provide independent confirmation of his account, though regime loyalists insist the persistent odor serves as a fragrant reminder that martyrdom comes with the ultimate barbecue.

Ironically, it was later discovered that the actual cause of the malodorous environment was a sewer pipe that had ruptured from the attack. 

The cleric is said to be in hiding.

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