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"[I] told him to make sure he doesn't set off the bullet on accident in the house."
In a twist straight out of the clown world newsroom, Lance [Twiggy] Twiggs, the trans-identifying former boyfriend of accused assassin Tyler Robinson, took the stand in audio form during Thursday’s preliminary hearing.
He revealed that Robinson had been planning to engrave bullets ahead of a so-called “hunting” trip that somehow ended with Charlie Kirk, the late Turning Point USA founder, in the crosshairs.
The police interview with Twiggs, taped months after the assassination, finally got its big courtroom debut.
According to trans-identifying Twiggs, Robinson casually mentioned a family hunting excursion and wondered if he could borrow a Dremel tool to customize some ammunition with personal messages.
Twiggs, ever the helpful sort, confirmed he had the tool, pointed out its location, and issued the single most comically oblivious warning in recent memory, all about a month before the shooting.
“He said he was going hunting with his family and he asked if we had a Dremel he could borrow because he said he wanted to engrave messages on bullets,” Twiggs explained. “I just told him where the Dremel was and told him to make sure he doesn’t set off the bullet on accident in the house, but I didn’t really think about it until then."
Twiggs added that the day after the killing, Robinson looked restless, like a man trying very hard to pretend he hadn’t just turned a conservative icon into a headline. When Twiggs pressed him in person about those late-night texts confessing to the shooting, Robinson reportedly cracked.
“[He] didn’t go into detail. I just asked him in person if what he said was true the night before and he said it was, starting crying a little bit, and he says he wishes he hadn’t done it," Twiggs said.
Some chunks of the interview were redacted on orders from Judge Tony Graf to protect the delicate rights of the defendant while the rest of America wonders how many warning signs can pile up before someone connects the dots. Robinson, 23, now stares down the possibility of the death penalty if convicted, a fitting end to what the left will no doubt call “one isolated incident” involving a trans furry’s gun-engraving roommate. Business as usual in 2026.
The chances of Robinson getting the death penalty is as slim as a police captain forgoing a doughnut, but if he does, it will take decades before it's carried out, unless some Democratic socialist in power comes along and dismisses the charges.
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