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Alright, gentle readers, gather 'round the telly and listen up.
President Donald Trump, that cheeky POTUS who puts all modern past POTUSs to shame, dropped a bombshell on Monday, saying he's pulling the plug "immediately" on the Secret Service protection for Joe Biden's grown-up offspring, Hunter and Ashley, the former being a crack head, the latter being a social worker.
Trump had previously given them a six-month extension back in January, but now he's had a change of heart faster than you can say "Bob's your uncle!"
Trump took to social media, kicking up a right fuss about Hunter Biden having 18 agents watching his back while he's gallivanting around South Africa this week. And get this - he reckons Ashley Biden's got 13 agents of her own! "Will be taken off the list," he says, like he's crossing names off his naughty list.
No word yet from Biden's camp - they're keeping mum on this one.
Now, according to the law of the land, ex-presidents and their better halves get Secret Service protection 'til they kick the bucket, but their grown-up sprogs over 16? They're usually out on their ear when the old man leaves office. Trump and Biden both gave their kids a six-month grace period, though.
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While Trump was strutting his stuff at the Kennedy Center on Monday, some nosy reporter piped up, askin' if he'd yank the protection for Biden's boy. "Well, we have done that with many," Trump said, cool as a cucumber. "I would say if there are 18 with Hunter Biden, that will be something I’ll look at this afternoon." First he'd heard of it, he reckoned.
"I’m going to take a look at that," he said, leaving us all wondering what he'll do next. Stay tuned, folks - this one's gonna be a ripper!
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