Israel eliminates yet another Hezbollah commander

The Israel Air Force (IAF) killed another Hezbollah commander. His job was overseeing the medium-range rocket arsenal but it appears that they're going to have to post an ad to find a new sucker to take his place.

The dead Hezbollonian was Eid Hassan Nashar, whose main claim to fame beyond the military is that his name is not Mohammed or a derivative thereof. He served as Hezbollah's commander of the surface-to-air rocket unit and deputy commander of the Badr Unit [go Camel Cuppers].

Don't let the smile fool you--he's dead

By killing Nashar, the rockets launched at Israel's civilian population will be even less accurate now that they have nobody to replace him that can fire haphazardly in the vicinity of women and children.

Additionally, the commander, deputy commander, and other commanders of Hezbollah's precision missile unit were eliminated, who were responsible for firing rockets to central Israel.

Nashar leaves behind a wife and a goat, but I repeat myself.  

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