Native American tribe choose names for select Democrats

The Fagowee Tribe of Upstate New York had a recent pow-pow on Friday and endowed select members of the Democratic Party with honored titles. In order to make the cut and receive an honored Native American name, the Party member had to stand up and above his or her peers.  Below is a list of these honored Democrats and the names they received.

Chief Thunder Thud, the tribe's CEO, offered no explanation as to how these names were given other than they sat around a fire smoking a long-stemmed pipe which caused great laughter and cheer, so your best guess should suffice.

President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.: Spinning Wheel, Dead Hamster. When informed of his awarded title President Biden said loudly, "Look, I never broke the, you know, the thing that Trump accused me of and rabbits. C'mon man, you know it's, it's democracy. Anyway."

Hunter Biden: French Fried Bag Man 

Jill Biden: Secret Chief and Joe Whisperer

Kamala Harris: Power Sleeper Nostril Speaker

Chuck Schumer: Frozen Cow Cooker

Adam Schiff: Crazy Eyes-Serpent's Tongue-Pencil's Neck

Alexander Ocasio-Cortez: Shines Through Both Ears

Ilhan Omar: Brother Close to Heart

Rashida Tlaib: Never Kosher

Nancy Pelosi: Dancing Dentures

Jerold Nadler: Two Men One Suit

Chief Thunder Thud asks that if you can think of other Native American names for these or any other Democrats, please feel free to comment.

Peace on all of you.

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