Houthis pounce--U.S. Navy's Rear Adm. Rachel Levine issues final 'final warning'

Rear Admiral Rachel Levine [she, he, it] is ready to defend our brave men at sea

It looks like we really mean it this time if the Houthis don't stop harassing U.S. Navy and commercial vessels in the Red Sea. 

Enough is enough and it's beginning to anger Rear Admiral Rachel Levine [she, he, it] who just may do something evil to Houthis and their blowfish after they launched a drone that came within a "couple of miles" of naval ships and commercials vessels before exploding, causing Rear Admiral Levine to emit a loud shriek when he heard it on the video replay. 

"I have simply had it up to here," Levine said, gesturing with his hand to his Adam's apple. "If I told them once, I told them a thousand times, 'do not fly your nasty drones near our brave men in uniform, because if you do, this will make me very angry.' Well, it has reached  point where I'm not going to take it anymore. They're not listening and I think I even saw one of them laughing at me. We have too many good men whose lives are at risk from these drones. Too many good men, and I must confess, too many good-looking men, and they must be protected."

Vice Admiral Brad Cooper, the head of U.S. Navy operations in the Middle East, said it was the first time the Houthis had used an unmanned surface vessel, or USV, since their harassment of commercial ships in the Red Sea began after the outbreak of the Israel-Hamas war. They have, however, used them in years past and are likely to use them again "if Rear Admiral Rachel Levine doesn't sashay in and do something about it."

Most of the Houthis' USVs look like they came from IKEA, but more likely they're assembled in Yemen with Iranian computerized guidance systems.   

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