IRGC rebels attempted to kill the Ayatollah

A disaffected number of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC)  reportedly targeted the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei with artillery on his residence. Unfortunately for fans of peace in the United States and Israel, the plan was quickly discovered and foiled, according to a confidential report of a January 3rd meeting in which IRGC commanders and security heads warned the leader of the number one sponsor of global terrorism.

Leaders convened the meeting held to mark the third anniversary of the U.S. military killing of Qassem Soleimani, the commander of the IRGC’s Quds Force, according to IranWire, a civilian journalist website.

“Since the start of the protests, we have had personnel who have defied orders,” said a hairy speaker identified as Gholamali Rashidi.

Rashidi was likely referencing the recent protests sparked by the death of Mahsa Amini, 22, who died after being taken into custody by the oxymoronically named morality police for allegedly violating the country’s dress code.

Commanders told the scumcrumpet supreme leader of the religion of peace that significant elements of their forces refused orders to shoot at civilians. You know, unarmed women and others who simply didn't want to go along with the "morality" of Iran any longer. They also admitted that the moral dropped and conflicts among the men have increased in the IRGC ranks.

“One incident involved an individual targeting the Supreme Leader’s residence with artillery,” Rashidi admitted. “Thanks to the immediate response of our fellow members in the unit, the perpetrators were identified and apprehended.” They will likely face a serious beheading or something worse.

Perhaps things are beginning to change in Iran, but it's almost too late.

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