Biden's WH Doctor says the President is as "fit as a kazoo"

White House physician, Dr. Kevin O'Goshimsad wrote in a memo on Thursday regarding the results of President Joe Biden's recent physical exam that the President is in relatively good condition for a man in his twilight years. 

In fact O'Goshimsad said the Joe Biden is "as fit as a kazoo."

When asked by a reporter what exactly that means, he replied: "Well, kazoos are musical instruments that are played by humming into them. It takes little effort to make, for example, jug band music and such. But it's also a known fact that it takes no musical skill other than humming to make the kazoo a viable alternative to a legitimate musical instrument, and that's where the similarity begins.

"In the President's case, anyone could figuratively him a tune and he would play it, much like a ventriloquist's dummy. That's our Joe and if all goes well, we're gonna keep him a bit longer."

Dr. O'Goshimsad was pressed by the press about the President's cognitive assessment. "We don't like to talk about that because it's personal."

Then he simply pivoted on the balls of both feet and walked away.

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