Former boyfriend of George Santos says he lied to him too: 'Not even sure he's gay'

"Tip-toe through the tulips, through the tulips, come and play with me . . . "

There can be nothing worse in today's world than to be gay and be accused of being straight. You lose not only credibility, you lose victimhood status. 

Representative-elect George Santos (R-Lawn Guyland, NY) has been revealed to be a liar over false campaigning claims and now he is being accused of lying to a former boyfriend about who he was during their gay relationship.

Santos' ex-boyfriend, Pedro Vilarva, talked about his dating life and cohabiting with Santos almost ten years ago after a story in the North Shore Leader newspaper that initially challenged his claims and called them into question.

Pedro was a lad of a mere 18 years in 2014 when he met the gay blade George Santos, who was 26, or eight years his senior, if you do the math. The bird cage liner laughingly known as The New York Times published an interview with Vilarva on Sunday.

Vilarva said that Santos was charming and very sweet and could tie with the stem of a maraschino cherry using only his tongue, and it was lust at first sight. The couple moved in together after a few months but it was Vilarva who paid most of the bills. However, he said that he felt so good in the homosexual relationship that his financial problems were not a deal breaker.

“He used to say he would get money from Citigroup, he was an investor,” Vilarva explained. “One day it’s one thing, one day it’s another thing. He never ever actually went to work.”

It wasn't too long into the cohabiting when Santos lied about having purchased them tickets for a Hawaiian vacation. Vilarva also believed that Santos stole his phone and pawned it for money.

It was then that Vilarva knew that he was in a relationship with a future politician, although he thought Santos would make a better Democrat.

Anyway, Vilarva discovered that Santos was wanted by the Brazilian police, even more clear signs that politics was in Santos' cards.

“I woke up in the morning, and I packed my stuff all in trash bags, and I called my father and I left,” Vilarva said, holding back tears from memories gone by.

It turns out that Santos was wanted in his home country for using a stolen checkbook to buy roughly $700 worth of merchandise at a clothing store in 2008. A Brazilian judge had subpoenaed him to court without success.

So in addition to his lies about his education [he never went to Baruch College], he isn't Jewish, there is no indication he worked for Goldman Sachs as he claimed, and he might not even be gay, just because you cannot trust anything that comes out of his mouth, he is also a criminal in Brazil. 

The only thing wrong with George Santos is that he's in the Republican Party and that sucks. 

But when all is said and done, how much different is Santos from Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Adam Schiff, Alexandria Obviously-Comatose, Dick Blumenthal, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley, Karine Jean-Pierre, Don Lemon, Anthony Fauci, the FBI and Volodymyr Zelensky? 

I could go on but I'll spare you. Did I miss your favorite liar? 

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