BREAKING: Biden has COVID, Dementia and Incontinence NEW UPDATED INFO!

Hmmm . . . I wonder how her hair smells

UPDATE: In addition to alleged President Biden having COVID, Dementia and Incontinence, he admitted to also having asthma and cancer. POTUS has one foot on a banana peel, and the other near the edge of a cliff, metaphorically.

The White House had announced that President Joseph Robinette Biden has tested positive for COVID-19 and also has dementia along with occasional bouts of incontinence when nervous.

The 79-year-old former vice president was having "very mild symptoms"  that include: misspeaking, lack of veracity, forgetfulness, disorientation to person, place and time, and confusion. He is taking Paxlovid, according to officials who wish to remain in power, and is quarantined for now and hopefully until after the midterm elections.

“This morning, President Biden tested positive for COVID-19,” White House press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said as she read from her notes. “He is fully vaccinated and twice boosted and experiencing very mild symptoms.” 

So when he claimed the vaccine will prevent the spread of COVID, he was talking out of his nether regions.

“He has been in contact with members of the White House staff by phone this morning, and will participate in his planned meetings at the White House this morning via phone and Zoom from the residence,” she added in the statement from which she read. “Consistent with White House protocol for positive COVID cases, which goes above and beyond CDC guidance, he will continue to work in isolation until he tests negative. Once he tests negative, he will return to in-person work.”

By testing negative, Jean-Pierre was not referring to his current approval rating but rather to the presence of COVID.

White House doctor Kevin O’Connor said in memo that the president is “currently experiencing mild symptoms, mostly rhinorrhea (or ‘runny nose’) and fatigue, with an occasional dry cough, which started yesterday evening.” He is also having cognitive decline but O'Connor didn't mention that fact.

First Lady Doctor Jill Biden tested negative for the illness, according to her spokesperson, which indicates the couple are likely not coupling.

Biden wrapped up a useless four-day trip to the Middle East, where he did not trip on the Air Force One stairs but met with Israeli leaders and attended a summit of Arab states, hosted by Saudi Arabia and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, [aka Mohammed bone Sawman] whom Biden fist-bumped and shot him his signature denture white smile and begged him to release oil for the US.

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Biden greeted a number of other officials during his trip with a confused look and Fauci-fist-bumps instead of hand shakes, in an effort to “minimize contact as much as possible where we can.” Notice how that worked out--much like the vaccine that is a much a vaccine as a trans woman is a woman.

As far as Biden is concerned, God love him--he's an idiot.

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