Nancy Pelosi goes all out drag queen

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House Speaker Nancy "Glitter" Pelosi (D-CA) has taken a brave step in her political career and will appear as "Glitter Nails Gomez" a drag queen hand model and fan dancer at the 'RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars." 

The show premiers on May 20, exactly one month following Hitler's birthday, for some reason. It will feature a "tournament of champions," which will weed out cis gender competitors who actually look like women, and drag queens with prominent Adam's apples and obvious bulges in areas that indicate their true chromosome composition.

Rep. Pelosi appeared in a commercial for the show for only a few seconds where she is seen asking “Can I get an amen?” which is one of the host’s iconic lines that he swears he made up.

It won’t be the first appearance for Pelosi on the show. She was also on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” in 2018 when she turned 102 and still believed in herself.

“This idea of people believing in themselves,  knowing they exist for they are all God's creatures, being themselves, as opposed to being someone else, taking pride in being gender dysphoric, is not just a lesson for crooked politicians, but for the whole wide world. And this is why I was titillated for being in this show," Pelosi cooed.

Speaking to the audience of men who believe they are women, lesbians, gender queer, women who believe they are men, and Democrats who believe they are virtuous, Pelosi said,  “You’re an inspiration ― I hope you know ― because you really know you know your power.” She was addressing the men wearing women's clothing and whore-inspired makeup. "It's about taking pride, and that's what you do. You take pride, pride in yourselves, pride in taking pride proudly.

All I can say is, you betta werk! Had a fabulous time with @RuPaul and good luck to all the queens. #DragRace https://t.co/ZrJDyDmuVh

By misspelling "work" as "werk," she was showcasing her hep and jam and coo-coo-cahchoo.

Some considered Pelosi’s 2018 appearance on the show as "Lulu the Lot Lizard" to be a publicity stunt. After all, former President Donald Trump tried to block gender dysphoric people from serving in the military, and the ruling went into effect in 2019. But it was later repealed and now the military serves as a social experiment rather than a defensive killing machine of all who would harm the United States. 

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