Friday, October 22, 2021

Mumbles lies again for fourth time about Amtrak conductor


He simply cannot keep himself from lying, or perhaps his addled brain finally believes his story about his imaginary encounter he recalled for the fourth time with his Amtrak conductor goombah named Negri. They say folks with senile dementia often talk to their dead relatives and friends, and apparently Joe Biden is no exception.

On Wednesday, Biden once again spouted his tale about being congratulated by the Amtrak conductor for traveling over 2 million miles by train. Sadly, by the time Biden hit that mark, Negri had been dead and buried.

The alleged President spoke about the Negri seance on Wednesday when he appeared his in Scranton, PA to discuss the socialist "Build Back Better" infrastructure plan. He claimed to have spoken to Negri in his seventh year as Vice President in 2015. But Negri had already retired from Amtrak in 1993 and died in 2014, so there's that.


He then said that ‘seven years into my tenure as vice president,’ he was informed that he had surpassed the 1 million mile mark in flying on Air Force Two - which is the vice president’s official aircraft. Imagine the amount of air pollution the Obama administration had dumped into the atmosphere, which our "Environmental Csar" continues to do in his own private jet.

Anyway, Biden claimed that after reaching the milestone, he was accosted by an old friend, Amtrak conductor Negri.

"Joey, baby!" the president said, in a poor rendition of an Italian accent, recalled Negri discussing Biden's mileage achievement, ironically his only one.

"I thought the Secret Service was going to shoot him," Joey baby said, and told his Secret Service detail: "No, no, no, he’s good. He’s good," meaning he's not dead and he's not a threat to assassinate him.

After Biden flew some 1.2million miles, the president claims Negri sarcastically told him: "Big-a deal! You know-a how many miles you did Amtrak?’ Negri allegedly told then-Vice President Biden.

"No, Ang, I don’t have any idea, pal," Biden claimed he responded.

Biden said Negri told him that he amassed over 2 million miles on Amtrak going back to his days as a US senator representing Delaware.

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The president’s story, however, contains lies due to the fact that it's impossible to have happened at the times indicated because dead men don't tell tales and Negri's 2014 obituary states that he retired in 1993, long before our house plant president was elected vice president in 2008. And Biden hit the milestone he was referring to in 2015.

But don't laugh at Biden so quickly. The word out on the street is that he's up for the "Brian Williams Award for Bravery in the Face of Facts."



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