Taliban warns U.S. to mind their own business and let them do things their way

Hey, it's their culture and if the Taliban wants to stone women who commit adultery or premarital sex, or for showing their ankle bone, or going to school, it's none of the U.S.'s business, their spokesweasel Suhail Shaheen warned. 

He told Fox News on Friday that "there will be no issue about women’s rights" because Allah gives them the rights he gives them and we're here to ensure those rights are met. For instance, women have the right to go outside with a male chaperone as long as they are properly dressed. And they have the right to chose the color of their burqa, as long as it's black. So what are you talking? Get out of here."

The Taliban now basically owns Afghanistan and Joe Biden, which is concerning to our allies. But leaving that aside, they may soon become our new ally but China will first have to give them permission, if things turn out the way they look like they're going. 

Shaheen also said that he opposes western views that women who are raped are not required to marry their rapist. And he believes that women's education should focus on "cooking and doing the sex."

When asked about future relations with the U.S., Shaheen smiled and said, "we should be focusing how can we work together in a positive and constructive way which is in the best of interest of both sides."

He then proceeded to pick up a stone and throw it at Fox News' female video photographer as he screamed, "There will be no issue about the women’s rights. No problem about their education, their work. But we should not be after changing each other’s culture as we are not intending to change your culture, you should not be changing our culture."

The missed it's target.

Shaheen also described the U.S. military withdrawal from Afghanistan as the closure of one chapter in the country’s history. The next chapter will come directly from the Qu'ran.

Can Shaheen get a hearty 'Allahu akbar?'

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