Comrade de Blasio dances 'The Douche' on Times Square

Dancing 'The Douche' on Times Square

The city dropped its ball at the stroke of midnight turning 2020 with its great vision into 2021, a year now old enough to drink. Also dropping his ball was the Mayor of New York City, Comrade Bill de Blasio, the worst mayor in the nation and tied with Eric Garcetti, another Democrat whose greatest success is his record number of failures.

While all New Yorkers and visitors to The Big Apple were commanded to remain locked down inside their homes, de Blasio and his wife Chirlane McCray, danced the night away on stage at the famous New Year's landmark, nearly empty, pandemic be damned. 

Typically on New Year's Eve, people are packed in Times Square like sardines.

In light of de Blasio's blatant cluelessness, or else his not caring who he pisses off, critics condemned the communist Sandinista-supporting oversized dweeb. Meghan McCain tweeted: 

 "You've always been basically the worst political in modern history - but shutting down the NYC but having your own private party in Times Square is really *chefs kiss* the most tone deaf thing I may have ever seen a Mayor do. Everyone hates you DeBlasio."

Andy Cohen, a 52-year-old television person who co-hosted a New Year's Eve show with LGBT darling, Anderson Cooper, also ripped into the tall, but useless Mayor just after downing a shot of tequila.

Andy Cohen and Comrade Bill

Cooper also took a shot of tequila but it made him gag and Cohen responded, "That's how I felt when I saw Mayor de Blasio dancing just now." he said, referencing a shot of de Blasio and his wife dancing on stage and planting a smooch on her through their face masks. "I just don't need to see that in the beginning of 2021."

Cohen became visibly angry, and extending his arms yelled: "Do something with this city! Honestly, get it together!"

A communist representative for de Blasio said the incident is, "not the first time I’ve heard a drunk person complain about someone’s dance moves."

The questions remain, first, how did de Blasio's representative know that Cohen was drunk? Second, was it really the dance moves or de Blasio's sense of entitlement that led him to believe that people would be okay with him having the special privilege of being in Times Square when they were forbidden to be there?

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