Joe coughed like crazy but Doctor Jill didn't intervene

Okay, I'll give it to him--President-elect Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. coughed throughout his entire speech Monday night and Doctor Jill Biden did not step in to provide medical assistance. Oh wait, she can't.

Anyway, Biden confirmed [to a worried American public that he might be quite ill and Kamala Harris might have to be sworn in as the new POTUS] that he is battling a fierce head cold, which he hopes will soon die of loneliness, as he spoke and coughed while addressing the nation on the Electoral College's vote to formally confirm his victory.

Seriously, our next president is a swamp-dwelling grifter who has, along with his family, used his influence to become extremely wealthy.

Biden's voice was hoarse as he spoke when he reached the point when he surpassed the 270-vote threshold to guarantee his defeat of President Trump. He admitted to being during a virtual call with supporters after he spoke-coughed. 

“Thank you, I have a little bit of a cold, I'm sorry, but look, you know, you did it, you did it, not a joke,” Biden said ironically during the live stream, because it is a joke, a joke on the nation for having elected this brain-addled plagiarist whose prognostications on foreign policy have never been correct.

You can bet that Biden will steal Trump's victory over COVID-19 as the legacy media supports his every word.

“This campaign for president was more like the first time I ran as a 29-year-old for the Senate. I believed that ordinary folks and extraordinary folks would get together and make this work. You didn't let us down. You didn't let the country down. I really mean it, think about it.”

Sadly, the voters will learn that they let the country down.

The Biden-Harris team has undergone frequent tests for COVID-19 in recent weeks. Biden was most recently tested for the virus last Friday, according to White House pool reports. That test came back negative as did his brain scan.

Meanwhile, Biden coughed and coughed as Doctor Jill Biden looked on wondering what makes people cough.

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