Bagged and tagged Swalwell tries to go on offense after alleged sexual relationship with Chinese spy

Eric "Stinky" Swalwell has allegedly been schtupping a Chinese spy named Fang Fang aka Christine Fang. When a spy has sex with someone for secret information, this is known as a honeytrap.  And the man who made public flatulence fashionable, Eric Swalwell, was indeed dipping into the honey, allegedly.

Now that he has been caught, he is demanding a probe into finding out who ratted him out. Perhaps it was Fang Fang herself who spilled the beans (apparently Swalwell's favorite side dish); we don't know, but if the allegations are true regarding the sex part, it's irrelevant. In fact, even if sex were not involved, it's still a boatload of crap for the California Democratic congressman to be buddies with a spy while being on the House Intelligence Committee.

When asked directly if he and Fang Fang had sex, Swalwell keeps refusing to answer the question [probably because he did]. Interestingly, the Fangster is Facebook friends with his family!

The odiferous Swalwell told the Communist News Network (CNN) Wednesday, "I hope it is investigated into who leaked this information."

He then tried to blame . . . wait for it . . . President Trump. 

"At the same time this story was being leaked out is the time that I was working on impeachment on the House Intelligence and Judiciary Committees," the Democratic horny toad continued. "And if this is a country where people who criticize the president are going to have law enforcement information weaponized against them, that's not a country that any of us want to live in."

Yeah, sure. Everything is Trump's fault--he's an evil genius and an idiot wrapped up in an orange outer layer. Sorry guys, you can't have it both ways.

Then when Swalwell was informed in 2015 that he may have been doing things with a Chinese spy, she returned to China, implying that Swalwell may have spilled the beans again.

Since these revelations, Swalwell has vehemently refused to discuss specifics of his relationship with Fang, including whether or not he slept with her. He claims the information is 'classified.' which, of course, is a load of bull crap because it isn't classified--it's sex.

Swalwell's brother Joshua, and his father, Eric, remain friends with Fang Fang on Facebook.

Fang "liked" a 2016 post from Joshua featuring a video of him and the congressman together AFTER SWALWELL RECEIVED A DEFENSE BRIEFING ON COUNTERINTELLIGENCE CONCERNS OVER FANG'S BEHAVIOR AND ACTIVITIES IN 2015.

Swalwell alleges that he immediately cut off ties with her in 2015 when officials alerted him on their security concerns. He also said that he can get you a great deal on an historic bridge in Brooklyn, New York.

"What it appears though that this person — as the story reports — was unsuccessful in whatever they were trying to do," Swalwell said, as he distanced himself from her gender by referring to her as "they."

Meanwhile, Donald Trump Jr. claimed they had a sexual relationship and described Swalwell as a "threat to national security."

Tucker Carlson on Tuesday night said his team had asked Swalwell's office whether the reports of a sexual relationship with Christine Fang were true, but his office declined to comment, making the ridiculous claim that where Swalwell's "little soldier" goes, is a mater of national security.

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