Godfather Cuomo tells don Fauci: "Hey, let's bada-bing the virus upside the head"

Emmy award winning Andrew "Godfather" Cuomo and Brooklyn-born Anthony "Bag-O-Drugs" Fauci have been seen hanging out in the Five Boroughs. They looked tighter than wet on water and wasn't nobody gonna badmouth them, if you get my drift.

Acting like the two wise guys bearing gifts of grief, Cuomo was feeling a bit froggy and was ready to jump on any dude who dared to get in his grille. 

The actor and the doctor went to a press conference Monday, and the two good guys talked about the current COVID-19 response across the USA. 

Thus far, there are over 15.5 million cases reported throughout the nation, and while New York's death toll is over 34,800 with a total case number of over 739,000, the New York governor still was able to find the time to write a self-congratulatory novel about the wonderful job he did, even when he was allowing COVID-19 cases to be admitted to New York nursing homes. He even had the time in his busy schedule to go on the CNN "Bro Show" with his brain-injured brother, Chris, and perform a duo comedy act while all this was going on in the state.

As the two goombahs spoke, Godfather Cuomo compared himself and his paisan to Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, actors known for playing roles in which they kill other human beings, much like Cuomo has accomplished.

"Doctor," Cuomo said about New York state's infection rate, "on the question of this state's infection rate versus other states, we're lower than all states besides Vermont, Maine, and Hawaii. Does that surprise you, and how do you explain that?"

"That's onnaconna you awlready killed all the old folks," don Fauci quipped. "There ain't none left to kill."

The two just laughed as the Godfather reached for a huge cotton Q-Tip given to him by his brain injured brother and shoved it up into his nether regions.

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