Biden's Best: Almost President Elect's cabinet and admin picks

Wait no more--the surprises are over. Joseph Robinette Biden has finally revealed to Brain Flushings' White House reporter Harmon Glunk, his selections for his cabinet and administration. These are powerhouse picks if picks had power and you may be surprised when you see their names.

1. For Head of the Central Intelligence Agency, only one name was ever considered--Eric Swalwell. With his knowledge of the ins and outs of the enemies of America, Biden believes Swalwell will be swell. His CIA code name will be "Stinky."

2. For Senate Ethics Committee, Biden has selected Anthony Weiner. Yes, we know that Anthony is not a senator, but with the media on their side, it shouldn't take long for Anthony to reestablish himself politically because New Yorkers, who voted for Hillary Clinton to represent them in the Senate, would apparently vote for anyone. It would just be a matter of time before the Weiner is back in the saddle.

3. Race Relations Czar: none other than racial issues expert, the very Reverend Al Sharpton [aka Al Sharptongue]. If there's one thing Big Al knows, it's racism. It's everywhere and if anyone can sniff it out, it's Al.

4. Joe plans to leave his basement and speak directly to you, the American people. He has chosen who he believes will be an incredible speech writer, Maxine Waters, famous for coining the slogan, "Impeach Forty-Five. Impeach Forty-Five. Impeach Forty-Five."

5. For his Economics Advisor, Biden will appoint Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, better known as AOC [but Republicans are not allowed to call her that]. She plans to, once and for all, rid the nation of its evil capitalism and farting cows by implementing her "Green New Deal." 

6. COVID-19 may soon be gone, but just in case, Biden plans to appoint Dr. Anthony Fauci and Andrew "Godfather" Cuomo as Covid Czars. Their slogan will be: "Do as I say, not as I do."

7. A totally new slot will be Propaganda Czar. Sure, we all know that appointment already exists and is known as the Legacy Media, but Biden wants someone to lead the way and the person he has chosen is none other than Adam Schiff, a man with a plan. When you look at his eyes, you know he would say anything about anyone to forward Biden's agenda.

8.Biden's Legal Advisor will be Jeffrey Toobin, a master debater and an adequate lawyer when he isn't "toobining." 

9. For Press Secretary and Ass't Press Secretary Biden will have both Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon in those interchangeable slots. One week Cuomo will be top guy and the next will be Lemon.

10. Ambassador to Israel will be the lovely Rashida Tlaib with Ilhan Omar in the wings if Tlaib cannot serve.

11. For Gun Confiscation Czar, Biden has selected Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke. His chances for taking away our right to bear arms is about the same as a guppy trying to make it across a desert.

12. Finally, Biden will have Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg and Sundar Pichai as his Media Dissemination Czars. They know what the public needs to see and what they don't.

And if you don't like Joe's picks, tough. 

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