Mickey "The Chin" is out of the slammer for early release

President Trump's ex-lawyer, Mickey "The Chin" Cohen was doing 3 years in the can for a couple of screw-ups but will now be allowed to leave federal lockup after less than a year. Cohen lied to Congress and committed campaign finance violations, but he whined to the court out of fear he'd contract the Chinese Communist Wuhan Wet Market Lab Created Coronavirus from Buster in Block D.

According to fake news, [aka The New York Times] The Chin will be held in the slammer for a 14-day quarantine at a medium-security prison, which he says he can do "standin' on my freakin' head." Then he will be allowed to serve out the remainder of his sentence with his wife at home confinement.

The disgraced former lawyer has been serving time at a minimum security prison, and he is part of a batch of prisoners who have been allowed to serve their sentences — either in part or in whole — under house arrest, reports the Creative News Network (CNN).

As The Daily Wire had reported, Cohen attempted to have his sentence reduced prior to the prison’s policy change, but was instead slammed by the judge for trying to “inject himself into the news cycle.”

The judge wrote: “Apparently searching for a new argument to justify a modification of his sentence to home confinement, Cohen now raises the specter of COVID-19. That Cohen would seek to single himself out for release to home confinement appears to be just another effort to inject himself into the news cycle.”

Well, it turns out that Cohen is going to get what he asked for and get to spend some quality time with his wife.


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