Trump's ex-lawyer, Mickey "The Chin" Cohen in 'the hole'

Mickey "The Chin" Cohen, 53, is doing 3 big ones in Otisville, Federal Correctional Institution [aka the joint] for screwing with campaign finance laws, according to his lawyer and two anonymous sources whose lives are at risk if they drop a dime on the case. [H/T Reuters and the jasmine of my mind] He was sentenced in 2018 for directing hush money to pornography performer Stormy Daniels and Playboy model Karen McDougal, both who claimed Trump shtupped them. Trump denies the alleged shtuppings.

The Chin, as he is known to the screws and his crew, was transferred on Wednesday to a Special Housing Unit, possibly due to a complaint lodged by another inmate who accused him of hogging the Jacuzzi and steam room, but this is only scuttlebutt and may have something more to do with chronic fibbing.

Until this time, Cohen had been housed in a minimum-security camp at Otisville, which is about 70 miles (110 km for Canadians) northwest of New York City where The Chin committed the heinous crime with which he was charged and sentenced.

A former representative for Cohen, Lanny Davis, declined to comment but may make a statement on the Comedy News Network if he can make a few bucks out of the deal.

The Federal Bureau of Prisons said it could not comment on the circumstances of individual inmates but might do so for a carton of smokes.

In March, The Chin begged for his release from the slammer because he was scared that he might get the Chinese Communist Wuhan Wet Market or Lab Coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known to China apologists. His request was denied in strong terms by U.S. District Judge William Pauley who wrote on March 23:

“Ten months into his prison term, it’s time that Cohen accept the consequences of his criminal convictions for serious crimes that had far reaching institutional harms."

Another Trump-hating lawyer named Michael whose surname is Avenatti, also wanted to be set free for his low-life crimes out of fear of getting the coronavirus and his request was also denied.

The Chin is eligible for release in November 2021.

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