Activists protest and miraculously lower the global temperature by 3 degrees

More than 4 million people, mostly young school children who know more than adults, took to the streets to show their fists to the sky in a protest against global warming/climate change and maybe skip a math exam.

The most liberal cities, New York, LA, Chicago and others, allowed the kids to leave their classrooms with parents' permission to show solidarity to the cause and create good graphics for CNN and the other progressive networks.

In their brave efforts, the country lowered global temperature by 3 degrees celsius, although most American kids have no clue what 3 degrees celsius means in terms of temperature. They did this in spite of the world's worst polluters: China, Russia and India. Imagine, if US school kids can lower global temperatures by 3 degrees celsius, think about what Indian, Chinese and Commies can do if they too shake their fists at the sky.

When one of the kids in Mrs. Blumford's English class was asked by our reporter, Bobby Bagodounutz, what specific steps are needed to be done to save the planet she said, "It's protests like this that'll make a difference."

She refused to be specific.


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