Rep. Ilhan Omar attacks Islam for being anti-gay--just kidding--she attacks Trump

Staying true to form of her prior hypocritical behavior, Rep[ulsive] Ilhan Omar (D-MN) accused the Trump administration of being "bigoted" after requests to fly the gay pride flag from foreign embassies were appropriately denied.

Think about it:
If you're going to fly the rainbow flag over a U.S. embassy for Gay Pride Month, we're also going to have to put a flag up in February for Black History Month, maybe a flag representing a solidarity fist. Also, February is National Bird-Feeding Month, so maybe a flag of our national symbol, the bald eagle, being fed a field mouse clenched tightly in a black solidarity fist. It's also American Heart Month, so a flag of a Valentine heart would be a nice touch.

Let's back it up one month to January.

January is Slavery and Human Trafficking Prevention Month, but the Democrats may balk at putting up a flag for that cause since it goes against their border agenda where human trafficking is as common as abortion.

In March, there's Women's History Month and a flag representing that might be of a transgender "woman" winning a women's Olympic event like weight-lifting or track and field, or pretty much anything else. It's also National Colon Cancer Awareness Month, but I'm not sure a flag would be appropriate unless it represents a transgender "woman's "colon with a transgender "man" being aware of it.

April features Arab-American Heritage Month and the flag that might be an honest representation of Arab-American heritage would be a crescent moon over the White House. [No offense intended to Muslims who have no ambition of "destroying  our miserable house from within."]

April is also Confederate History Month, but that flag has been burned and cannot be displayed, along with any statues related to that period of American history. Sorry all you history buffs.

The month of April contains National Child Abuse Prevention Month and the flag that seems to go well over a foreign U.S. embassy would possibly be a Planned Parenthood facility having its door closed with a sign saying: "Permanently Out of Business."

April is also Financial Literacy Month. A perfect flag for this celebration would be a likeness of Bernie Sanders and AOC sitting in a primary school classroom at their little desks, heads bowed, taking notes and listening to the likeness of Milton Friedman giving them a lecture.

The month of May celebrates National Masturbation Day as well as National Stroke Awareness Month--perhaps a flag can be designed to include both simultaneously.

May is also a month that celebrates Mental Health Awareness Month and an appropriate flag to bring awareness to this important issue would be a likeness of Capitol Hill with an American flag along with all the flags listed in this post.

June is already covered with the LGBTQ etc., etc. flag.

July is National Ice Cream Month and what better way to show our appreciation for this important summer product than a flag depicting a rainbow ice cream cone with variegated sprinkles. This way the LGBTQ etc., etc. folks get a "double-scoop of lovin'."

August sucks for celebrations, so don't ask. It's just National August Month.

September fancies three biggies that can be represented on one flag: National Prostate Health Month; National Yoga Month [think upward dog] and Pain Awareness Month. Use your imagination.

Poster: National Flatulence Prevention Month

October again has an LGBT month known as LGBT History Month. They get twice the coverage with less than 3 percent of the population. Cool. It's also National Pizza Month and a triangular flag would be a good representation of how we Americans love our pizza, and maybe we can get a transgender individual on the flag eating a slice.

November is National Novel Writing Month [NaNoWriMo]. A flag with 50 thousand words that don't need to make sense should decorate this flag.

December is too cold for a national month so we have Christmas and Chanukah. There are no flags for these holidays because they actually are.

So when the human excrement hits the proverbial fan and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard of Iran sees our guys coming to whip their sorry butts, they'll notice our new flags displayed proudly below Old Glory on our uniforms, and they'll know what we're fighting for . . . that month.

So when Ilhan Omar's call for the Gay Pride flag to be flown over embassies throughout the globe, she must also consider the other noble causes ensconced in the American psyche and let them have their due justice. For this is America. The land of the free and the home of the craziest Democratic Party in the history of our nation.

Perhaps it's time for us to take Ilhan Omar's call for the Gay Pride flag to be flown in foreign US embassies to the next step and have her carry the rainbow flag in a Gay Pride march in Somalia, her home country.


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