Ilhan Omar calls Jews cheap--media rushes to explain what she really meant

The following is satire.

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) spoke at a Hamas fundraiser Monday. The event is sponsored by CAIR [aka Center for American-Islamic Relations] an organization known for allegedly helping Muslims with legal and jihad-ish matters.

"I want to thank CAIR and all of its affiliates along with my Muslim brothers and sisters for making this event possible," Omar began. "The subject I plan to speak about tonight is Israel and how they've been a thorn in the side of Hamas for years.

"As you know, Israel's biggest problem isn't Israel; it's the Jews who live there and their refusal to allow you wonderful Muslims to take back the land Allah promised you. But, Inshallah, it will happen one day and I know that I will live to see that day, Inshallah.

"The reason the Jews refuse to give back Israel to its rightful owners is because, like their refusal to give up a single penny . . . a single little penny . . .  they refuse to give up even an square meter of your land. Yes, even after gifting the Jews a bunch of Qassam, Quds and WS-1E rockets which they ungratefully blew up before receiving them, they stubbornly refuse to leave. This is because they are, like everyone knows, cheap, cheap, cheap. And they must be forced into the sea so Palestine can be free!"

The Hamas and CAIR members stood up and vociferously applauded her as they shouted "Allahu akbar" many times over.

Naturally, as predicted, Omar's speech upset white people on the right and they took to Twitter to pounce on the poor woman.

One person tweeted:

You diss Israel, our only ally in the Middle East, and praise a terrorist organization at an event sponsored by another terrorist-supporting organization. You are a disgrace to my country and you should get on your camel and leave. --@10-S-NE-1

Another tweeted:

Hey @IlhanMN, what does your husband-brother have to say about this? Oh wait, you divorced him so maybe you're not on speaking terms. Maybe ask mom-he might have spoken to her --@TrumpWonULostLOLHahaha

The Comedy News Network (CNN) immediately came to Omar's defense.

Wolf Blitzer, who happens to be somewhat Jewish, said in the breathless way he has of speaking: "Minnesota congresswoman Ilhan . . . Omar was verbally assaulted by far-Right Republicans, attacking her for simply stating . . . her thoughts about Israel and the people who . . . live there. When she referred to Jews as . . . cheap, she was merely using the old stereotype as a way of express . . . ing her frustration with Israel's occupation, as they refuse to make concessions and give the Palestinian Authority back their . . . land."

Unable to inhale enough oxygen, Blitzer got dizzy and remained seated for the remainder of the propaganda broadcast.

Omar's bestie, Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-IL) took to Twitter to also come to her defense.

Hey a**holes in Twitterland, don't you be hitting your s**t here on my sister Ilhan or be prepared to be outed and banned by @Jack. Be warned mother****ers.

So far, President Trump has not tweeted in on the conversation, but the irony that Israel has named a settlement after him, and that he kept his promise to consider Jerusalem the capital of Israel in spite of other presidents promising and not delivering, while the left calls him an anti-Semite, should not be lost on us.


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