AOC tells more dry humor jokes about climate change--some idiots take her seriously

If you take Alexandria Occasionally-Coherent seriously, you're an idiot, she says. So she went ahead and told more dry humor jokes about climate change and the "idiots" [as she calls them] in her audience took her seriously.

Bloviating at a Green New Deal rally on Monday, Rep. AOC (Socialist D-NY), who actually claimed on Sunday that her prediction in January that the world would end in 12 years unless serious action was taken to combat climate change was just her "dry humor." To lighten the mood of the rally, she tried the same tactic with her leftist audience stating that CO2 levels have already reached the highest levels in recorded history. adding that the last time levels were this high "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth."

That was the joke. Get it? Bacteria and diseases don't actually "roam" the Earth, they are transmitted and carried by other organisms. Unfortunately, her audience didn't get the joke, the dry humor like went right over their heads. Instead of laughter, their were nervous hemmings and haws. The idiots in her audience had no clue she was just kidding.

But on again she ranted in her annoying nasal voice: “It was reported today that this weekend for the first time in human history we have reached atmospheric levels of carbon at 415 parts per million. This has never been seen in recorded human history. In fact meteorologist Eric Holthaus and journalist said simply about this measurement, ‘We do not know a planet like this.’ The last time our planet hit 415 we were in the Pliocene period. Oceans were 90 feet higher. Bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth. Humans did not exist. We have never seen a planet like this. And a planet like this is exactly what we are going to get, and it is exactly what we are going to inherit from previous generations if we do not act positively now."

Her numbers and research were backed up by "Bill Nye the Science Guy" who asserted that AOC's numbers were "right on the f***ing money."

The only cure for this would be for the left to laugh at her dry humor.

No surprise Occasionally-Coherent quoted the wimp Holthaus to buttress her hysteria.

In 2013, he swore he'd never fly again, tweeting that he “broke down in tears in boarding area at SFO while on phone with my wife. I’ve never cried because of a science report before. #IPCC.”

Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld reacted, “Someone should tell him that planes are better than driving, as their nitrous oxide causes cooling by ridding methane in the air. But hey, he says he’s the expert. I’m calling BS on this drama queen. This is what dooms environmentalism – dishonest hysterics who put drama before data.”

Hopefully, you folks reading this will have gotten a good laugh from AOC. She learned her "dry humor" technique behind the bar serving drinks to folks who would laugh at anything she said.


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