Beto ruins man's breakfast and refuses to pay for it

The following is satire.

Bobbeto Francis O'Rourke spoke at "Bernie's Diner" along the Sunrise Highway on Long Island, New York over the weekend. He jumped up onto a table occupied by a customer and promised everyone free healthcare, free college, free income for all, (including people who don't want to work), free and copious abortions on demand even if the victim is successfully delivered alive, the dismantling of big corporations and redistribution of CEO salaries, and free lunches.

What he refused to offer was to pay for the breakfast he stepped into when he jumped onto a diner's table to make his speech.

Freddy Boyton of Scotch Plains, NJ was having eggs, (sunnyside-up) with hash browns, bacon, rye toast and coffee when O'Rourke jumped up onto his table and squashed his eggs with his expensive loafers, spilled the coffee and got bacon stuck on the sole of his Ferragamos.

Instead of offering to pay for Freddy's breakfast, Bobby told him that he needed to cut out the cholesterol and hand him a napkin and told him to wipe the egg yoke off his shoes.

At the end of the speech, the crowd applauded and O'Rourke left Bernie's Diner in search of another table on which to jump and wave his arms.


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