Elizabeth 'Runs With Brewsky' Warren formally announces 2020 pres. bid, exaggerates about 'fight for our lives'

Lawrence, MA -- Leaving her war bonnet home, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) formally announced her candidacy for the 2020 Democratic nomination on Saturday in front of a naive crowd of rowdy voters.

Never one to hold back the hyperbole, the pseudo-Cherokee said that she wants to fight for "an America that works for everyone, and beer."

"This is the fight of our lives," she said sounding serious and boring. "The fight to build an America where dreams are possible, an America that works for everyone. I am in that fight all the way," she told the medium size crowd of crazies. "And that is why I stand here today: to declare that I am a candidate for President of the United States of America." She actually was standing there and gets her only checkmark for telling the truth.

The leftist, who launched an exploratory committee in December, made the announcement in Lawrence, Mass., a city described by the Urban Dictionary as: 

"A city in Mass. If Lowell Ma is the "armpit of America" Lawrence is the Taint. ...It's population's main income is welfare and drugs, although there is a thriving Barber Shop/Auto Accessory market. ..."

Before making her announcement, Warren said, “Lawrence has a history of working people coming together to make change, where the fight was hard the battle was uphill and where a group of women led the charge for all of us.”

The Urban Dictionary also says of Lawrence that it "can get a little stabby."  resulting from a different kind of fight.

But Lawrence is also a sanctuary city because it limits cooperation with federal immigration agencies that protect legal citizens, in order to provide a safe haven for illegal immigrants who have no respect for our sovereignty as a nation. 

Last year Lawrence was the site of a major fentanyl bust. [Read the Urban Dictionary link above for more insight into Lawrence.]

The decision to pick Lawrence as the site for her campaign launch is in line with her presentation of herself as an economic populist who drinks beer like a regular person and is fighting for the working and middle classes against the rich and big banks and corporations, of which she is a member after leaving the reservation. 

Warren announced last month her plan to impose a "wealth tax" on Americans with more than $50 million in assets which seems unconstitutional, unfair, envious and immoral. Somehow I believe that she and Congress would be excluded from having to pay the wealth tax, just like they were excluded from having to sign onto Obamacare.

Although Warren sort of apologized to the Cherokee Nation for taking a DNA test to "prove" her Native American ancestry, she never came clean and said that she is not a Native American--she merely said that she just doesn't belong to their tribe.

On Saturday, the President Trump's 2020 campaign called her a "fraud" minutes before she made her announcement. This is what is known as "trolling."

"Elizabeth Warren has already been exposed as a fraud by the Native Americans she impersonated and disrespected to advance her professional career, and the people of Massachusetts she deceived to get elected," campaign manager Brad Parscale said in a statement. "The American people will reject her dishonest campaign and socialist ideas like the Green New Deal, that will raise taxes, kill jobs and crush America's middle-class. Only under President Trump's leadership will America continue to grow safer, secure and more prosperous."

Buh bye Liz

But some low-information people will vote for her and she will never win the party's nomination--she isn't black or relatable. She kind of a gloomy phony who can't even pull off drinking a beer properly. However, to her credit, she does have high cheek bones.

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