Dems complain of war zone PTSD ahead of scary midterm elections

Democrats who once thought of themselves as brave pioneers for socialism have a serious mental issue: they are scheduling psychotherapy visits due to "post traumatic stress disorder" along with "nightmares," and "anxiety" ahead of the 2018 midterm elections, according to Politico.

"Haunted by memories of 2016, liberals around the country are riven with anxiety in the campaign’s homestretch," Politico claims, and adding that leftists are dealing with the horrifying possibility that most polls — like in 2016 — are wrong, and that rumors of a "blue wave" are far overstated. 

"What if we die?" they think sub-vocally.

"Some report literal nightmares about a Democratic wipe-out," the Washington based outlet adds. "We're kind of just in the bed-wetting phase now," a Democratic pollster actually said out loud in an interview with Politico. 

A former Pelosi staffer admits that she has nightmares every night, after falling asleep reading the latest polls. All she has to do is not read the polls before bedtime, but obviously, if she worked for Nancy Pelosi, what can we expect from her?

According to a YouGov poll last week, some are complaining of symptoms of "post traumatic stress disorder" [PTSD]. Imagine if these creampuffs had to defend the nation. They wouldn't just wet the bed, they'd soil the bed, cry and hide under the covers in the stink.

Fully twenty-five percent of college students are suffering symptoms of PTSD according to the Journal of American College Health [an oxymoron if there ever was one], similar to those who've experienced school shootings--although all they've experienced is election results they don't like.

As I write this, I am waiting for the arrival of my "Liberal Tears" mug from the Daily Wire. I can't wait to use it.

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