Burglar bungles, dies at his own dumb hand

El Paso, Texas -- A Texas man in an attempt to burglarize a home and steal things that did not belong to him, much like a socialist, thwarted himself and is dead.

The homeowner found 28-year-old and dead Javier Tellez, Jr. inside his El Paso home. He told responding law enforcement officers that he found the wannabe burglar after discovering a broken window and pools of blood.

It was determined by investigators that Tellez had slashed his arms on the broken window and bled to death.

Clearly Tellez was not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but the glass in the window was.


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