Duterte admits to killing someone when he was sweet 16

Danang ("The Nam") -- Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has admitted to throwing drug dealers out of flying  helicopters to teach them a lesson they'll never forget. He has sent his henchmen to search and destroy both drug users and pushers. Thousands have been slaughtered by this maniac.

Now, in a defiant speech, in the local Filipino community in Danang, Duterte said that he stabbed a person to death when he was a teenager. He also threatened in that speech, to slap a UN rights reporter if he met her and used vulgarity to attack his critics of his frenetic drug crackdown. Duterte is in Danang for the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit.

"When I  was a teenager, I would go in and out of jail. I'd have rumbles here, rumbles there," the puffy-eyed lunatic said.

"At the age of 16, I already killed someone. A real person, a rumble, a stabbing. I was just 16 years old. It was just over a look. How much more now that I am president?"

Proving that Filipinos who voted for him are just as crazy as he is.

Duterte won the election last year after promising to completely eradicate illicit drugs. His crackdown has already seen up to 100,000 people murdered.

Technically, since he took office 16 months ago, police say they've killed 3,967 people and another 2,290 were murdered in drug-related crimes. But thousands of other deaths remain unsolved, according to Duterte's government data.

Duterte, 72 with a matching IQ, is still popular with Filipinos. His critics warn that he's orchestrating a campaign of illegal mass murder perpetrated by corrupt police.

President Trump believes that Duterte was "kidding" when he admitted to killing someone when he was 16. 

Very funny.



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