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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi just put the kabosh to 56 coworkers (one full deck and 4 jokers) due to their failure at the job. The kabosh in this case is death, and the job failure was their ability to kill Kurds. Some would consider that irony, but I call it good ole country Islam.
The Kurdish Peshmerga fighters kicked some Islamic ass in Kobar, south of Erbil, the capital city of the Kurds. Saed Mimousini spokesperson for the Kurdish Democratic Party told of the kabosh to the Alsumaria News Agency.
Abu does not like losing and just when the boys thought they'd live to fight another day, Abu pulled the magic carpet out from under their feet and sent them packing to Paradise. The only question that now remains is how many virgins do you get for losing to a Kurd?
Mimousini reported that the "Executions took place in the Al-Namrood, east Mosul," and added that the "battles between ISIS and the Peshmerga south of Erbil killed 300 members of the Islamic State and injured nearly 102 others."
But according to Obama, no real Muslims were hurt in the fighting.
Mimousini said hospitals in Mosul were wall-to-wall with messed up Muslims from the Islamic State, and this follows a "decline in health and medical services in the province." Doctors Without Brains is possibly planning to go there and help the poor ISIS fighters carry on.
Overall, the Peshmerga are better fighters than ISIS, perhaps because they know what actually makes up the "virgin reward." They have killed dozens of militants from ISIS and the terrorist group is concerned that Paradise is running low on virgins. There are rumors that they might resort to cattle.
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The Kurdish Peshmerga fighters kicked some Islamic ass in Kobar, south of Erbil, the capital city of the Kurds. Saed Mimousini spokesperson for the Kurdish Democratic Party told of the kabosh to the Alsumaria News Agency.
Abu does not like losing and just when the boys thought they'd live to fight another day, Abu pulled the magic carpet out from under their feet and sent them packing to Paradise. The only question that now remains is how many virgins do you get for losing to a Kurd?
Mimousini reported that the "Executions took place in the Al-Namrood, east Mosul," and added that the "battles between ISIS and the Peshmerga south of Erbil killed 300 members of the Islamic State and injured nearly 102 others."
But according to Obama, no real Muslims were hurt in the fighting.
Mimousini said hospitals in Mosul were wall-to-wall with messed up Muslims from the Islamic State, and this follows a "decline in health and medical services in the province." Doctors Without Brains is possibly planning to go there and help the poor ISIS fighters carry on.
Overall, the Peshmerga are better fighters than ISIS, perhaps because they know what actually makes up the "virgin reward." They have killed dozens of militants from ISIS and the terrorist group is concerned that Paradise is running low on virgins. There are rumors that they might resort to cattle.
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