Joe Biden: It Takes a Village Idiot

Go ahead, pull my finger

 When Hillary Clinton visited Africa during her husband's administration, her famous, albeit falsely attributed, African saying was "it takes a village." After the 2008 campaign for president, which she lost to the then junior senator Obama, she owed over $20 million for her campaign debt. President-elect, Obama picked up the tab for this debt, and for this gesture of "no hard feelings," Hillary owes him big time.


Obama knowing how popular Hillary was to the liberal women's vote, wanted her aboard, and he appointed her Secretary of State. Historically, this was a position of high importance and enormous public exposure, but for Hillary Clinton, it seemed more like a position of Obama's Secretary, than it was Secretary of State, and the only thing missing from this picture was Hillary holding a steno pad.


So instead of Hillary gaining political exposure, it was Vice President Joe Biden who has been the stand-up guy for Obama; and Obama couldn't have chosen from "the village," a better village idiot to make him look like a genius in comparison.

One, two, seven, fifteen . . .

 First of all, Biden cannot count beyond two. Here's an example: "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." Joe Biden, Athens, OH, Oct. 15, 2008. His math also came into question in February 2009 when he spoke to members of the House Democratic caucus in Williamsburg, VA. "If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." I did not vote for this man.


Just before the brilliant J-O-B-S remark, Biden was interviewed by Katie Couric in September. In speaking about the economy Biden is quoted: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'" Well of course Roosevelt didn't do that since the market crashed in 1929 and when he was president there was no public television as it was still in the experimental phase. And of course, Roosevelt wasn't even president when the market crashed, but that's just one of those facts liberals don't bother checking.


Of course we all remember it when he asked Sen. Chuck Graham to "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya," not realizing that the senator is confined to a wheelchair.  It would be a lot to ask such a busy Vice President to do a little research before engaging his mouth.


When Obama was at the health care signing ceremony in March of 2010, Biden never bothered checking to see if his mike was on when he congratulated Obama: "This is a big fucking deal!" he said for all the world to hear. Just shows his street smarts too, eh, because this is not the first time this has happened to our village idiot. He was speaking to a former Senate colleague after arriving at D.C.'s Union Station in March, 2009, when he said, "An hour late, oh give me a fucking break." Now there's a guy you could have a beer with, and hey, maybe cut a few beer farts for old times sake.


But my favorite statement is the one that shows Biden's true colors on those people of color when he said, "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." So we have to assume that Joe Biden sees African-Americans as inarticulate, dull, dirty and ugly, and Obama breaks the mold. Very interesting, because the Democrats say it is Republicans who are racists, not them, in spite of their causing the Civil War, segregation, and Jim Crow laws. If Biden is an example of Obama's judgment in choosing a VP, maybe it's time for both of them to go--and that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Mine's this big

Since the village idiot's visit to China in which he refused to voice any concern over their one child policy, a law which is the catalyst for female genocide and forced abortion, the administration is going crazy trying to undo the damage the idiot has done. Specifically, when taking questions at Sichuan University, Biden launched into his Bidenisms about China's demographic crisis. "Your policy is one which I fully understand--I'm not second-guessing--of [allowing only] one child per family. . ."  Now spokeswoman Kendra Barkoff issued a statement stating that "the Obama administration strongly opposes all aspects of China's birth-limitation policies."  My question is this: did anyone in the administration know what those policies were before the idiot went there, and if they did, was he not prepped about what to say in its regard? I imagine they knew what they were, and that Biden was told not to make any waves.


Ah, America--what have they done to you?

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