Ottawa 67s Goalie--this photo is blogged as "Canadian Nightmare"

Ottawa 67s Goalie--this photo is blogged as "Canadian Nightmare", a photo by Rob Hoey on Flickr.

Ah, the season is over for the Ottawa Senators, the lights are slowly fading, and the team can look back on this year and proudly say to themselves: "We couldn't suck enough." They came in last place but finished with a flourish that could only be described as a sports-tease--giving us hope that perhaps next year, they will suck enough. There were enough injuries on the team to give one pause and ponder the question as to whether or not they should have taken up curling instead of hockey. Let's face it, there's a lot less hitting and far fewer injuries in curling than one faces in the NHL. (For the Sens, NHL stands for "Need Help Ladies?").  The Sens suck so much that I used an Ottawa 67s photo because they're in first place this year.

But who am I to talk? I have no hockey skills. I have so little time in Canada that maybe I should keep my stupid keyboard shut and pretend that coming in dead last is no big deal. Heck, someone has to be last so that being first is just that much sweeter, and being the penultimate team doesn't quite suck as much.
The only good thing that came out of Canadian hockey for me was my learning the National Anthem, which, by the way, I plan to parody.