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When you're a "journalist" but the only Republicans you follow on Twitter are President Trump [to look for spelling errors], Meghan McCain [who hates Trump] and Mitt Romney [who is a GOP loser], chances are you're doing journalism wrong.
Enter Brent Larkin.
Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) was verbally attacked by Larkin, an Ohio columnist, who was apparently miffed by Jordan's support of the President in the impeachment circus run by ringmaster Adam Schiff (D-CA).
In an op-ed published this week, The Plain Dealer of Cleveland featured Larkin's crapload of insults against the Ohio Republican, who has made an immediate impact on the Trump impeachment hearings since recently joining the House Intelligence Committee.
The scathing essay, written by Brent Larkin, a retired editorial director and former staff tea bubble reader for the paper, refers to Jordan as a “seven-term sycophant” who is defending President Trump as part of a greater scheme to seek the presidency himself in 2024.
Larkin claims Jordan owes his House seat to bipartisan gerrymandering and has since become “the second most contemptible human being in the entire U.S. government,” next only to Trump, according to the tea bubbles. [Note the gerrymandering was bipartisan.]
“When Jordan slithers out from under his rock each morning, dons a shirt and tie -- sans the jacket, lest he be mistaken for Joe McCarthy -- his life’s work is to besmirch everything America stands for in service of Donald Trump,” Larkin writes with simultaneous envy and hatred. “And now it’s fitting that Republicans have given this seven-term sycophant a starring role in the televised House Intelligence Committee impeachment hearings against President Donald Trump.”
Larkin's venom is only exceeded by his hatred for all things GOP and love for late-term abortion.
Despite the media bashing, fellow Republicans and conservatives appreciate Jordan's efforts and tough stance against the impeachment proceedings and obvious bias by Schiff and the Democrat sycophants.
Despite the media bashing, fellow Republicans and conservatives appreciate Jordan's efforts and tough stance against the impeachment proceedings and obvious bias by Schiff and the Democrat sycophants.
“Now he’s in a leadership position," Rep. Patrick T. McHenry (R-NC), told the Washington Post, "and the heavy yoke of leadership has moored him into the team in a very constructive way.”
Upon hearing those words of support for Jordan, Larkin's supratrochlear vein began to throb as it was engorged with blood and looked as if it was about to burst. A face flushed, teeth were gnashed and tears flowed like urine of the homeless in the streets of Democratic districts.
“There has been no greater supporter of President Trump’s ‘America First’ agenda or greater defender from these left-wing attacks than Jim Jordan,” said David Bossie, president of Citizens United. “And the president recognizes fighters when he sees one.”
Larkin began to sweat profusely from his nether regions as the words fell upon his progressive ears in disbelief. "How can anyone support this president after he lost to the hottest babe on the planet?" he bawled.
Jim Jordan, 55, is a native of Troy, Ohio and has served in Congress since 2007 after serving as a state lawmaker. He is the Democrat's worst nightmare and Larkin's worst nemesis.
"The American people see [the impeachment inquiry] for what it is," Jordan told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Tuesday. "The Democrats have never accepted the fact that 63 million Americans voted for this guy and they want him to come here and shake it up. And he won an Electoral College landslide and they [Democrats] don't care because they don't trust the American people."'
"The American people see [the impeachment inquiry] for what it is," Jordan told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Tuesday. "The Democrats have never accepted the fact that 63 million Americans voted for this guy and they want him to come here and shake it up. And he won an Electoral College landslide and they [Democrats] don't care because they don't trust the American people."'
Larkin, in the Plain Dealer article titled “Jim Jordan was imposed on us for egregiously partisan reasons. Now he’s afflicting the nation,” accuses Jordan of wilfully turning a blind eye to sexual abuse committed by a team doctor when he worked as an assistant wrestling coach at the Ohio State University from 1987 to 1994.
Jordan and head coach Russ Hellickson were both cleared of any wrongdoing but Larkin doesn't care about the court's determination or due process when it doesn't suit his political agenda. The abuse was carried out by Dr. Richard Strauss, the wrestling program's doctor, and he committed suicide over ten years ago.
Larkin is a little man . . . a little man with anger issues that apparently eat at him and cause him to see things through soggy, tasteless tea bubbles.
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