Hillary campaigns with alleged porn star & drug cartel girlfriend

In a desperate attempt to attract low-information voters, Hillary Clinton campaigned with alleged porn star and drug cartel mistress Alicia Machado.

You might remember Ms. Machado as the former Miss Universe contestant from Venezuela who accused Donald Trump of calling her a "pig" after she won the title in 1996 and then went on an inexorable weight gain binge thereby breaking her binding contract with Trump who owned the contest.

Of course Trump should never have called her a pig, if, in fact he did, but then again, Machado should never have broken the legally binding contract that all contestants must sign, and she also should have never foraged for truffles.

But nevertheless, Hillary hit the campaign trail with Alicia and must have felt quite comfortable with a woman that even her husband would have been proud to entertain.

During the first presidential debate with Trump, Clinton mentioned Machado by name as an example of Donald's mistreatment of women, unlike her husband, who she defended by attacking the women he never mistreated when he sexually assaulted them.

Now Machado has become a U.S. citizen and plans to vote for Hillary. "I could not be prouder to cast my first presidential vote for Hillary Clinton," she tweeted, and to which Donald Trump did not reply, for a change.

There is evidence from Ms. Machado's past that she may have appeared in porn videos and also she threatened to kill a judge in Venezuela for indicting her boyfriend on murder charges. She was also romantically linked to a notorious Mexican drug trafficker.

Just a regular Hillary "home-girl."

Not all Hillary lovers think the former Worst Lady makes the best choices of whom she uses for endorsements and rightly so.

In a Hillary supporting concert, Jay Z dropped the "F bomb" and "Mother F bomb" enough times to delight the crowd of potty-mouth low info liberals who just a few years ago would have had their mouths washed out with soap by their mommies.

James Franco, who plays a gay porn star murderer recently endorsed Clinton in a semi-nude video. (Google it--I'm not wearing gloves.)

But Hillary's instincts are as questionable as Machado's allegations. Clinton tells black voters in a fake black accent that she is "no ways tired," and she always carries hot sauce in her purse.

I say search her purse and see if she's telling the truth.


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Reality TV campaign's piggish behavior

Former beauty queen turned lard-bod, Alicia Machado, has accused Donald Trump of making rude comments about her looks and even, perhaps, to her ethnicity. But la muy gorda Latina had no problemo making rude comments about Melania Trump. 

Machado won Miss Universe in 1996 but only competed against earthlings and not the entire universe. Now she has emerged at the core of a political brewhaha between Trump and his earsplitting Democrat opponent Hillary Clinton.

Twenty years ago Trump called the plump Machade "Miss Piggy" due to her apparent weight gain after winning the Miss Universe contest and refusing to comply with the signed agreement that she would maintain her current body image. Trump was wrong but no private server or ambassador dying was involved. 

And it was twenty years ago.

Machado responded after the debate on Twitter saying [in Spanish]: "Thank you, Mrs. Clinton. Your respect for women and our differences make your great. I'm with you!" Her use of an exclamation point may have been Machado's way of emulating Clinton's use of shrieking to make her points.

Of course, Machado may be unaware of Clinton's abject acceptance of huge monetary donations from countries that repress and abuse women, making them into possessions of their husbands and taking away many of their human rights. Countries like Saudi Arabia where women cannot even leave their home without a male escort--if not their husband, then their son may be used for that purpose. 

"I think I speak more English than her," Machado said. "I don't see anything about this girl. She's a doll. She's a decoration. That's how I see her." Her use of the word 'girl' may have been unintentional but it does come across as rather rude and dismissive.

Melania was a model and comes from Slovania. Unlike Machado, she was never caught on a reality TV show with night vision cameras having sex with a male contestant and using strong language to describe their explicit maneuvers. And she performed the indiscretion while engaged to Bobby Abreu of the Philadelphia Phillies. Viewers of the show, known as "The Farm" got an eyeful. 

Perhaps the term "Miss Piggy" fit her persona back in 2005 when this happened.

Abreu and Machado soon broke up after the sexcapade.

So Machado is a Hillary fan. That only solidifies my decision to vote for Trump.


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