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Oh, sweet merciful karma, gather 'round children—well, not literally, because that's apparently a problem for some folks.
Picture this: Houston Curry Wade, 44, former part-time physics and astronomy instructor at Edmonds College, self-proclaimed astrophysicist/geologist/space scientist (because nothing says "trust me with complex theories" like calling yourself RockGod online), and Bainbridge Island resident.
This scumcrumpet spent years on X and elsewhere hurling "pedophile" like it was confetti at Republicans, Trump supporters, conservatives, and anyone who dared vote red. Trump? Pedo. Jim Jordan? Pedo enabler. Gaetz? Sex trafficker adjacent. The man had a one-note playlist and he cranked it to eleven.
Then December 17, 2025 rolls around, and Bremerton PD's finest roll up on him after he allegedly drives to a hotel expecting to meet an 11-year-old girl he'd been grooming online for months.
Surprise! It was an undercover cop the whole time.
They find the room prepped like a pervert's Amazon wish list: condoms, lube, bondage gear, adult toys, the full predator starter kit.
Now he's staring down Class A felonies in Kitsap County: attempted first-degree child rape, first-degree child molestation, communication with a minor for immoral purposes, the works. Bond at $750k, still in the clink as of late January 2026. If convicted? Life. Yes, he can get literal life. Poetic justice doesn't even begin to cover it; this is schadenfreude so thick you could spread it on toast if you're a conservative or MAGA.
The irony is so dense it warps spacetime. The guy who weaponized "pedo" as his go-to insult against the right gets pinched in a child predator sting. It's like watching the vegan activist get caught running a secret butcher shop. The lefty activist crowd that loves projecting every moral failing onto conservatives just got served a heaping plate of mirror.
The irony is so dense it warps spacetime. The guy who weaponized "pedo" as his go-to insult against the right gets pinched in a child predator sting. It's like watching the vegan activist get caught running a secret butcher shop. The lefty activist crowd that loves projecting every moral failing onto conservatives just got served a heaping plate of mirror.
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Conservatives on X are having a field day, naturally.
Conservatives on X are having a field day, naturally.
Memes, popcorn gifs, the works. And honestly, after years of being called every name in the book by people like this, a little gleeful pointing and laughing feels earned. Not because anyone wishes harm on kids, quite the opposite, but because the hypocrisy is so blatant it practically glows in the dark.
Of course, innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, blah blah legal disclaimers. But the arrest, the charges, the hotel setup details from court docs? That's all public record now. And the old tweets are still there for everyone to screenshot and savor.
Of course, innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, blah blah legal disclaimers. But the arrest, the charges, the hotel setup details from court docs? That's all public record now. And the old tweets are still there for everyone to screenshot and savor.
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