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Her latest self-inflicted wounds come from her upcoming book and some truly baffling moves that scream, "I haven't learned a thing." She finally admitted Joe Biden's re-run was "reckless" and whined that his team didn't appreciate her. Cue former Biden officials clapping back, pointing out she was, well, garbage at her job.
Then there's the gem where she confessed to passing over her pal, former Biden Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, as her VP pick because he's homosexual, and she thought that was "too big of a risk" for a semi-black woman to run with a gay man. Way to alienate half the Democratic base, Kamala. Keep swinging, dummy!
On Friday, the AP dropped another tidbit from her book, 107 Days, set to hit shelves Tuesday. She admitted she didn't realize how catastrophic her "The View" screwup was when she said it. You know, the one where she was asked if she'd have done anything differently than Biden, and her response was: nothing "comes to mind," adding that she’d "been a part of … most of the decisions that have had impact."
Fun Fact: one needs a mind for something to come to it.
"I had no idea I’d just pulled the pin on a hand grenade," Harris wrote in 107 Days, per the AP. "My staff were besides themselves" because she'd handed a "gift to the Trump campaign." How do you not see that coming? Oh wait--she isn't very bright.
"I had no idea I’d just pulled the pin on a hand grenade," Harris wrote in 107 Days, per the AP. "My staff were besides themselves" because she'd handed a "gift to the Trump campaign." How do you not see that coming? Oh wait--she isn't very bright.
But wait, there’s more!
Harris decided to launch a Substack, because nothing says "I'm ready for 2028" like a poorly edited blog. In her announcement, she stumbles right out of the gate with tired, formulaic Dem talking points that sound like she's already campaigning:
"While my new book, 107 Days, focuses on the campaign trail and election, I also write about the state of our country and how we move forward. What we must understand is that the dismantling of our democracy did not start with the 2024 election. And while there is already a lot of damage done, there is still time to change course — because the power is still with the people. We must be strategic and tactical. Disciplined and bold. We must take to the streets and put forth a vision for the future worth fighting for. The answers will not come out of Washington, DC. They will come from We, the People."Yawn. It's like she copied and pasted from a DNC fundraising email. But then there's this line:
"We must take to the streets and put forth a vision for the future worth fighting for."Uh, Kamala, what are you implying here, that we must move forward with vigor, a la JFK?
This is the same woman who, during the 2020 BLM riots, encouraged donations to a bail fund for arrested rioters. Now she's back with this "dismantling of democracy" nonsense, cranking up the divisive rhetoric. Can she not demonize half the country for five minutes?
The real comedy gold, though, is the graphic in her X post announcing the Substack. She's channeling peak Hillary Clinton, implying people are Googling how to change their votes from Trump to her, complete with a sanctimonious Gore Vidal quote: "I told you so." She adds, "I wish I didn't have to say it." Oh, please. Scolding voters like a disappointed schoolmarm isn't the flex she thinks it is. It's hilarious, sure, but it's also political suicide. Who’s advising her, Jack Daniels?
The Substack itself is a hot mess. Typos, misused words, and a tone that screams "I’m still processing my loss." Here’s a taste of the cringe:
"His victory was whisker-thin. He beat me by 1.5 percentage points in one of the closest elections in a century. A third of the electorate voted for me. But a third of the electorate stayed home. That means two-thirds of our country did not elect Donald Trump. Two-thirds of us did not choose this man or his agenda."Math isn't her strong suit, apparently. Trump won the popular vote, swept the swing states, and sent her packing. That isn't "whisker-thin," it's a spanking. And trying to spin it like "two-thirds didn't choose him" just makes her sound desperate because two-thirds didn't choose her either. Newsflash: more people didn’t choose you.Then she pulls the "fascism" card, because of course she does:
"'This is how fascism begins,' warned Françoise Giroud, a journalist who served in the French Resistance. 'It never says its name. It creeps, it floats. When it reaches the tips of people's noses, they say: 'Is this it? You think? Don't exaggerate!' And then one day it smacks them in the mouth, and it is too late to get rid of it.' It is not too late for us, but we need to think both strategically and tactically. When we go to the streets, as we will, we must not give them the spectacle they are craving. We will go out of love of our country and belief in its promise. We cannot let them lie about that."This is next-level fearmongering. She's out here quoting French Resistance fighters while ignoring how voters rejected her tired playbook. And "go to the streets?" Again with the riot-adjacent rhetoric. Someone get her a better speechwriter, stat.
In the race for "dumbest 2028 prep moves," it's neck-and-neck between Harris' Substack disaster and Gavin Newsom's podcast flop while California burns. Kamala’s coping is comedy gold, but it's also a masterclass in how to tank your political future before it even starts.
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