Wednesday, December 18, 2024

AOC, the woman all men want to date, fails in top spot on House Oversight Committee



Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Comatose (D-NY), the woman that men all want to date, was trying to become the ranking member of the House Oversight Committee. However. it's believed that Rep. Nancy "Dancing Dentures" Pelosi (D-CA) was secretly working against her. 

This isn't the first time the former House Speaker has tried to manage members of the so called Squad. No matter what happened, Pelosi can now breathe easier, once her hip replacement recovery is complete—Rep. Comatose won't be leading this committee. She was defeated by Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) according to Axios:
"House Democrats' Steering and Policy Committee voted to recommend Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.) as ranking member of the House Oversight Committee, several sources familiar with the vote told Axios."
This comes as a huge blow to AOC in her hopes and dreams of being able to wear her eyeglasses and cosplay an intelligent woman heading a high-profile panel. But as fate would have it, an old white man got the job and all AOC got was the chance to make another TikTok video of her dancing in the kitchen making a paella. 

It's atypical for the caucus to go against the committee's recommendation, which is usually in line with the Democratic leadership, but it has been done before. So if somehow AOC is able to pull off a win, it's going to be arrrrrrrriba in da Bronx. 

What we believe is that Connolly defeated the Latinx Latina 34 to 27 on Monday, according to multiple lawmakers present.

Ms. Comatose said after the vote that she would keep fighting for the position when it goes to a vote by the whole caucus. Even if she loses, which seems to be what will happen, she will, in the spirit of Kamala Harris after her blowout defeat, continue to fight once they both can decide who and how.

Rumors have it that AOC is backing off going on TikTok and other social media platforms and plans to visit the parking lot by the border where she can sense the grief and misery of those who will not be crossing the border into Texas come January 20.

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