Virgin Alert: IDF neutralizes Palestinian Islamic Jihad Wael Makin Abdallah Abu-Fanounah

Dead and gone

There's going to be a virgin shortage in Jannah [aka Paradise] as the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) keep neutralizing Hamassholes and Hezbollanian jihadists, and remove many of their leaders from the land of the living. 

The Deputy Head of Propaganda for Palestinian Islamic, Jihad Wael Makin Abdallah Abu-Fanounah, was targeted and blown away into tiny kibbles and bits by the IDF in an airstrike on Thursday, Israel announced. Word has it that Jannah is low on virgins so he may have to settle for 72 Catholic nuns with guns.

The effort to find and destroy this scumcrumpet was a joint operation with the IDF and the Israel Security Service known as Shin Bet.

Fanounah was originally arrested in Israel on December 12, 1989, and was sentenced to three life sentences for his terrorist activities, but was released in 2011 as part of the Gilad Schalit prisoner deal. Well, his three life sentences have been converted into the death sentence he well deserves.

The terrorist at the time of his arrest, was serving as deputy to Khalil al-Hayya, the Northern Gaza Strip Commander of the Palestinian Islamic Jihad. 

Since 2017, before assuming his role as deputy head of the organization's Propaganda Unit, Fanounah was responsible for producing terror videos related to rocket attacks on Israeli territory and creating and disseminating documentation of Israeli captives as part of the psychological warfare conducted by terror groups in Gaza against Israeli residents.

For now, the war between good and evil grinds on. And if you need to ask who are the good guys, you might be an anti-Semite. Of course, if you read Brain Flushings, you're not one of those creatures and you are clearly one of the bright ones.

Am Yisrael Chai!


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