Americans could be allowed 2 beers and 21 joints/week

The Biden regime's Alcohol Czar (because you can never have enough czars if you're a communist) is a guy named Doctor Comrade George Koob, or "Backwards Book," as he was taunted with in high school.

The so called good doctor is planning a power move by restricting the amount of beer and other alcoholic beverages Americans will be permitted to consume, limiting Americans to two beers a week. 

Americans could be urged, or possibly monitored by officials to drink no more than two beers a week as part of strict new alcohol guidelines. The only beer in which more than two would be permitted is, you guessed it, Bud Light.

Comrade Koob — who admits enjoying belting down a tonic and gin, a six back of suds, a couple of screw drivers, a Manhattan, three Singapore Slings, and a couple of glasses of Chardonnay a week — said he was watching the  Canadian regime's  'big experiment' while drinking his wine with pinky up, with interest.

"Tee-hee, I can have as many as I want"

"If there's health benefits, I think people will start to re-evaluate where we're at," he told the UK media outlet DailyMail.com.

Current US recommendations say women can have up to one bottle of beer, a small glass of wine or shot of spirit a day, abortion on demand. Men will be allowed two beers, or Bud Light on demand.

There doesn't seem to be a real limit as to how many joints a person should be allowed, but knowing this regime, three a day after every meal sounds about right.

Many Americans believe that Comrade Koob can stick his guidelines where rectal thermometers often venture.

And which Article or Amendment in the US Constitution authorizes a freaking alcohol czar? 

Doesn't that sound like Russian collusion?

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