American flags refuse to stand for Fetterman

If this was a movie, people would say it's too clichéd to be believable--it has to be staged. But the god of truth and justice was watching the John Fetterman rally and had no choice but to intervene.

Democratic U.S. Senate candidate and recent stroke victim, John Fetterman spoke at a rally and as politicians often do, had a number of American flags behind him to give the illusion that he cares more about America than life itself. As he began to speak, albeit somewhat incoherently, a gust of wind blew over several of the flags.

Social media went berserk.

Some users saw it as an ominous sign for Fetterman's performance on November 8th, aka Election Day. Still some others called it a perfect metaphor for his campaign. I say that this is proof G_d loves America and sent us a sign that this guy is as wrong for the job as a goldfish would be working as a drawbridge operator.

The scene began when Fetterman took the stage, said a few words when the flags directly behind him began to topple over. Former President Barack Obama was touring with Fetterman, because if Biden toured with him, it would be a clown car wreck. I bear no ill will to Fetterman, but he should not even be permitted to run, and Biden should be removed from office via the 25th Amendment. Anyone who listens to either of these men know it's true.

Fetterman was comparing former President Trump to former President Obama, claiming that between the two of them, only Obama was "100% sedition-free" when the flags toppled and a higher power proved him a liar.

Astounded conservatives flooded the Musk-owned Twitter site with comments that said the flag situation perfectly sums up Fetter[wo]man's performance.

"Fist, I raise high it today, vote"

Donald Trump Jr. called the scene "The perfect metaphor for Fetterman's campaign."

The best one in my opinion was Republican Party social media and digital strategist Alec Sears found the incident uncanny, tweeting, "We live in a simulation."

The official RNC Research account sarcastically tweeted, "John Fetterman’s rally is off to a great start..."

Radio host Michael Berry joked, "Everyone was blown over by his charisma."

Conservative journalist Ian Miles Cheong quipped, "Someone up there doesn’t like it when Fetterman tells lies."

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Conservative actor Nick Searcy wrote, "The flags know he's a moron. @JohnFetterman"

I could go on, but you get the picture.

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