BREAKING:Biden tests positive for COVID-19 again. May also have dementia, gas and incontinence

Joe's signature "Deer in the headlights" look of utter confusion

Alleged President Joe Biden has once again tested positive for COVID-19 Saturday, in just over three days after he was COVID-free, as the White House said. This is a case of "rebound" following treatment with an anti-viral drug. 

White House Doctor of Osteopathy, Kevin O’Connor, said in a letter that Biden “has experienced no reemergence of symptoms, and continues to feel quite well.” This may be due to his just learning again that he is the President of the United States, and what could be better than that. However, symptoms of gas, dementia and incontinence exist and Biden is not expected to be making any visits to foreign heads of state anytime soon.

In a rare communication with the Biden administration, former President Donald Trump, wrote: "See, I told you if you drank bleach and shot sunlight up your ass, this would have never happened and you'd be fine."

In accordance with Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidelines, the so-called president will re-enter isolation for least five days. The agency says most rebound cases remain mild and that severe disease during that period has not been reported.

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"Look, I'm not going to let a little COVID ninety get me down," the President said. "I got this handled, Jack. Besides, my wife is a doctor, so she tells me, and she can take care of me when she gets back from visiting her parents."

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