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Former Vice President Joe Biden spoke at a "Meeting on Federal State Offshore Wind Implementation Partnership" and had with him a binder with talking points as well as a chart he was handed graphically showing him how big and tall the offshore wind turbines being discussed are in comparison to popular landmarks like the Empire State Building and Eiffel Tower.
Fortunately, alleged President Biden didn't ask where the "Leaning Tower of Pizza" was but he did have a separate card and was reading off one side of it.
Big mistake.
As he read off one side of the card, the opposite side facing the camera had a list of stage directions one would expect to find at a play performed by nursing home Alzheimer patients.
"YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants," the first bullet point read. "YOU take YOUR seat."
"YOU enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants," the first bullet point read. "YOU take YOUR seat."
Remember, Mr. President, offshore wind DOES NOT refer to the kind of wind that people can generate in their pants. REMEMBER TO CLENCH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS, SIR!
After a bullet point that said, "Press enters," the next one read, "YOU give brief comments," with a parenthetical statement reading, "2 minutes." Biden ended up speaking for roughly eight minutes because his experience of time is based on his memory, meaning that each minute spent talking is forgotten the second minute and so on.
After a bullet point that said, "Press enters," the next one read, "YOU give brief comments," with a parenthetical statement reading, "2 minutes." Biden ended up speaking for roughly eight minutes because his experience of time is based on his memory, meaning that each minute spent talking is forgotten the second minute and so on.
It's like he just entered the room every minute that goes by.
Once when the "Press departs," our so-called president was then told, "YOU ask Liz Shuler, President, AFL-CIO, a question," with a note that Shuler was "joining virtually."
The final bullet points read, "YOU thank participants" and "YOU depart."
The final bullet points read, "YOU thank participants" and "YOU depart."
REMEMBER, DO NOT PASS GAS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS YOU BEGIN TO DEPART AND REMEMBER NOT TO TRIP. ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. IN FRONT OF THE OTHER, AND SO ON.
A White House official tells Bollox News that this is a very standard format used by politicians with cognitive decline and government officials at public events who often don't know how they got there.
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A White House official tells Bollox News that this is a very standard format used by politicians with cognitive decline and government officials at public events who often don't know how they got there.
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